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minor things that make you fume

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COYBL25 said:
Players pointing to the sky when they score a goal. Has there been some kind of Billy Graham type conversion to God amongst professional footballers that the rest of us have missed ?.
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I cringe every time I see it done and Frank Lampard has long been the "master" of this celebration.

Churches must be overcrowded with premier league footballers every Sunday morning.
 
chicoazul said:
Big 4X4 flashing me on the highway before trying to get me to move over but there was a car in front of me and police car to the right. So I gestured to the police car. He flashed again. So I turned around and gave him the point, or something like that.

He flashed again. Next traffic lights he ended up locking the door.

I'm a tit and deserve her scorn. I think she's going to leave me.
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Hasn't Frank done that pointy thing since his arld ma passed on? Perhaps his personal tribute rather than thanking an imaginary friend, who let's face it, every time a goal is scored has decided not to offer the same helping hand to the opposing goalie. Hardly seems a fair and loving entity, does it?
 
chrismpw said:
OK here's an opportunity to vent ,my spleen:

1. cyclists when more than 1 = mob who arrogantly bully motorists and inconsiderately block the road (I say this even AS a cyclist)
2. healthy adults who push the button to cross the road, without LOOKING to see that behind me there is a massive gap and no cars coming
3. the time lag between the lights going green and the queue in front of me to start moving
4. people who you give way for, among parked cars, who just sail past you without acknowledging that you've been courteous

Jeez - perhaps I should stop driving!
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All of these drive me mad.

Point number 2 though annoys me in another way. Outside my work there's a busy road and a pedestrian crossing. I usually try and wait for a gap but you get people speeding up and closing up gaps just so you can't cross the road, when it wouldn't slow them down in the slightest. I then walk over to the pedestrian crossing and press the button as everyone has to stop for me and I smugly walk across the road. The other week one guy started revving his engine at me so I just walked a bit slower, so he started swearing at me haha. Southern tit.

Now, cyclists. I've lost count of the cyclists I've nearly killed as a result of the undertaking me as I'm just about to turn left, or move in to another lane. They're fecking idiots in London.
 

I cycle to my local station each morning. Suburban cyclists are generally ok, with the odd exception.

London cyclists are just incredible. One guy the other day frantically ding-dinging his bell to get everyone to shift so he could turn right...the wrong way up a one-way street! Not one of them 'except cyclists' one-way streets either, a single-lane one which could result have had a car tearing down it. Moron.
 
The Cowboy said:
I cycle to my local station each morning. Suburban cyclists are generally ok, with the odd exception.

London cyclists are just incredible. One guy the other day frantically ding-dinging his bell to get everyone to shift so he could turn right...the wrong way up a one-way street! Not one of them 'except cyclists' one-way streets either, a single-lane one which could result have had a car tearing down it. Moron.
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My mate's girlfriend got ran over by a London cyclist the other day because HE ran a red light. He then proceeded to scream at the girl as she tried to get to her feet, and who was in a bit of pain from being knocked over.

I'd love that to happen to me. I'd absolutely end the fecking lycra wearing, shaved legged pube.

The hopping off and on the pavements really annoys me. I also hate cyclists who ride at night without lights.

If you want to be treated like a proper road user, then act like one.
 

l4toffee said:
Crystal palace 'ultras'

Absolute shower of whoppers I wish bad things would happen to each and every one of the wacky beauts
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Last season in our 0-0 draw away at Selhurst (horrible day, horrible game), they sat in absolute silence for the whole game until about the 92nd minute when they woke up sensing they might actually get a point. Well done.
 

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