The Cowboy
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People who stand still rather than walk on those flat escalator things at airports. Especially when they don't have any luggage with them.
Think I made that fume a few pages back, about the travelator linking the Waterloo & City line at Bank station. Minor thing, major fume. I was steaming with rage when I finally got off.
The point is to speed up your journey down a long tunnel, not to let you have a breather. If the thing wasn't there, folk would just walk as normal. The whole logic utterly defies me.