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The Wife taking the house key off the car keys and not putting it back on. Of course you only find out when the turtles head is kissing the Calvin Klines and you cant get into the fuppin house!
Bloody hell, am I the only one whose house has a 60 metre street frontage, double garage and 15 metre driveway?Ha ha, nice.
I lived on a street where the width of the houses was barely bigger than the length of a car. If you had two cars, you'd have to park one of them outside someone elses house. It was just accepted by everyone, never a word was said.
They usually occur cos the game is so poor.Mexican waves!
Just watch the frigging game!
Don't think so, my head gardener is just out measuring our driveway on the sit on mower, he should be back in a couple of hours.Bloody hell, am I the only one whose house has a 60 metre street frontage, double garage and 15 metre driveway?
Going on holiday next week, so I asked one of the bosses Wednesday last week if they could give me an idea of their workload for the next couple of weeks so I can sort out stocks for while I'm away. 'Don't worry, we won't be too busy' she said.
Yesterday lunch time I get an email. 'We're going to be really busy, can you get all of this sorted...' and then she's given me a list of stuff which I'd do well to get done in 2 weeks. I'm away on Saturday. This week and will no doubt come back to me when stocks run out. Bellend.
Welcome to France where you have to drive around with all your original registration documents,in the car,at all times.Keeping house keys and car keys together is mental. Someone steals your keys, if there is any paperwork in the car to identify your house, they're gonna get there before you and rob the gaff! Keep those keys separate, I say.
Similar happened to me mate except I got an entire months worth of work downloaded the afternoon before I went away for 2 weeks. I was that angry I sent an email to my boss asking her why she had done this. Her response was along the lines of " how dare you " and told me to come in first day back for what was undoubtedly a bolloxking. Long story short, I walked in an resigned first day back, one of the best feelings ever watching her jaw flap.
Similar happened to me mate except I got an entire months worth of work downloaded the afternoon before I went away for 2 weeks. I was that angry I sent an email to my boss asking her why she had done this. Her response was along the lines of " how dare you " and told me to come in first day back for what was undoubtedly a bolloxking. Long story short, I walked in an resigned first day back, one of the best feelings ever watching her jaw flap.
Don't forget the 6' 5" monsters who stand right in the middle of the crowd at gigs.Bores who go to rock concerts and drink water and stand there all night like they've got a straight jacket on bored to death.
Bores who take their kids to rock concerts.
Families at rock concerts.
why even bother paying 70 snots for the ticket you just spoil the atmosphere for wreck heads like me you boring knobs.