minor things that make you fume

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

That Ringo Skechers advert. 'Rock out in comfort'.

 

[Groucho]

That Ringo Skechers advert. 'Rock out in comfort'.

I haven't seen that one, but the new Tango one does my head in.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

I haven't seen that one, but the new Tango one does my head in.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Peoples exhibiting a lack of patience. Time to grow up and realise the world dont revolve around you. bum hedz.

Oooooohh. Aren't you the tetchy one.

 

[Groucho]

Surely he can't be that short of cash?

Peace and love........

 

[cduff]

When you are in a rush in the supermarket at the Deli counter (you do have those in England right?) waiting to order a few slices of ham and the person in front of you keeps ordering more and more stuff. Usually goes like this :-
"That be all then Madam?" - "I think I'll just have a couple of slices of salami"
"There u go. Anything else?" - "Maybe a small tub of houmos"
"Right u are. Who's next?" - "Sorry to trouble but could I get a container of taramasalata?"
"Of course Madam. Have a nice day" - "Ooh, that cheese looks nice. Give me a few slices"
ad nauseum

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just dropped a full coffee i've literally just got from Costa all over my bedroom floor

Good job it's just timber floorboards.

 

[l4toffee]

The early kick off ruining your acca

You horrible Manc beauts

 

[Ollie d]

You know, on the tin, there's this little rectangle, and strangely enough, it's the same color as paint inside. Anyone paying attention to the name deserves a good shoeing.

That's something that is masterful in its fume-ology, how many times does the paint not actually match the colour displayed? I mean, how hard is it to manufacture Tuscan Terracotta...

 

[sageyefc]

When someone posts a foreign news article or quotes in the everton forum and doesn't put the translation beneath

 

[Professor Toffee]

After 50 years of sofa sedentary activity and a heart attack I've spent the last 5 years turning things around and getting active
Birding, loads of walking, 2 hours per day
Eating carefully, no chocolate, crisps or other crap
Walking today I took a bad fall and have badly damaged my knee, slippy metal
My fault, my stupidity, feel like crying
Will be using a stick professoring from Monday on
Due to go on holiday of a lifetime in South Africa from Sept 28th
Hope I haven't wrecked it
Not happy, fuming, wanna turn the clock back

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Just dropped a full coffee i've literally just got from Costa all over my bedroom floor

Good job it's just timber floorboards.

Dark Mocca Satin?

 

[harry]

When people applaud age.

 

[Caolam]

Transfer sagas that go on for ever

 

[COYBL25]

After 50 years of sofa sedentary activity and a heart attack I've spent the last 5 years turning things around and getting active
Birding, loads of walking, 2 hours per day
Eating carefully, no chocolate, crisps or other crap
Walking today I took a bad fall and have badly damaged my knee, slippy metal
My fault, my stupidity, feel like crying
Will be using a stick professoring from Monday on
Due to go on holiday of a lifetime in South Africa from Sept 28th
Hope I haven't wrecked it
Not happy, fuming, wanna turn the clock back

You can get very good neoprane supports which are normally used by sports people - which do a very good job if you're knee isn't right by your hols Professor. I used one for years when running after snapping a cruciate ligament.