minor things that make you fume

[Professor Toffee]

You can get very good neoprane supports which are normally used by sports people - which do a very good job if you're knee isn't right by your hols Professor. I used one for years when running after snapping a cruciate ligament.

Thanks Mate, appreciate the tip

 

[COYBL25]

The constant use of the of the word " RANDOM " by hipsters and idiots.

How about a RANDOM smack in the mouth ?.

 

[LostLegend]

When you are in a rush in the supermarket at the Deli counter (you do have those in England right?) waiting to order a few slices of ham and the person in front of you keeps ordering more and more stuff. Usually goes like this :-
"That be all then Madam?" - "I think I'll just have a couple of slices of salami"
"There u go. Anything else?" - "Maybe a small tub of houmos"
"Right u are. Who's next?" - "Sorry to trouble but could I get a container of taramasalata?"
"Of course Madam. Have a nice day" - "Ooh, that cheese looks nice. Give me a few slices"
ad nauseum

A small tub of homos? Where can I acquire one of these?

 

[LostLegend]

Also, the Brummie accent.

Just on my way home from a weekend on the lash in Birmingham. Nice city centre, cracking nightlife, yet spoiled by the natives all sounding like the village idiot.

Some cheeky scrote even had the audacity to say "calm down calm down" to me!

Cheeky goon!

 

[evertoniandy]

Also, the Brummie accent.

Just on my way home from a weekend on the lash in Birmingham. Nice city centre, cracking nightlife, yet spoiled by the natives all sounding like the village idiot.

Some cheeky scrote even had the audacity to say "calm down calm down" to me!

Cheeky goon! lol

Commute through there on a Monday and Friday with noise cancelling earphones firmly lodged in.

 

[Tigger]

Seeing your little kid getting barged by bigger kids in soft play areas. How's about you barge me you snotty nosed scrot rot and go get ya daa cos he will be following ya head first into the ball pool!

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

People who use the word hipster

 

[AndyC]

People who use the word hipster

The idiot that first came up with 'hipster' ?

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

The idiot that first came up with 'hipster' ?

Original hipsters from the 40's I can understand. But the way idiots have been using it incorrectly for the last 10-15 years annoys me.

 

[cduff]

A small tub of homos? Where can I acquire one of these?

Houmos buddy. Homos is obviously a Freudian slip on your part!

 

[cduff]

Ok, this one really annoys me and I suspect other Evertonians.
The fact that the Echo Everton latest news section (the one that provides on-going updates throughout the day) alternately has the latest news at top! So one day the news starts at the top and you scroll down for updates (makes sense to me). Next day it is the other way round! WTF!

 

[Brendan Janus]

Marks & Spencer shoppers ! Stuck up tossers !!!

 

[Baines' left foot]

I split my trousers before whilst carrying some doors FFS.

#managerbutalsoagrafter

 

[COYBL25]

Anyone over 18, who wears mad coloured baggy arse skinny jeans and Nike Hurraches, particularity fat middle aged fellas with stumpy legs - don't you have a mirror !

 

[Tree13]

Came into work today and the wimmin are at it again. All the windows shut and the heating turned up to 23 degrees - all because it was raining outside and the temperature has dropped from the 26 or so it was on Saturday to 17 today. Have any of them brought a brolly with them? Or a raincoat? No. They just get soaked and then treat the office like their own personal sauna. Asshats.