minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

THE ONION WROTE AN ARTICL ON ME LAD DONT YOU KNOW http://www.theonion.com/article/cow...screens-not-[Poor language removed]-aro-29151

Edit: Haha the swear filter has got me there FFS.

Waaaaaaayyy!

I actually wanted a 2 screen set up myself but my boss didn't react too favourably when I asked for one.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Wife's gone to DC for business so spent part of last night putting music and tv shows on the wife's iPad in case she stuck somewhere without wifi and made sure it was fully charged.
Woke up this morning to a note... on the toilet seat saying the toilets blocked and she was running late so couldn't sort it.

 

[The Cowboy]

Wife's gone to DC for business so spent part of last night putting music and tv shows on the wife's iPad in case she stuck somewhere without wifi and made sure it was fully charged.
Woke up this morning to a note... on the toilet seat saying the toilets blocked and she was running late so couldn't sort it.

Love to know what it is about a woman's constitution that causes them to block the toilet up so often.

 

[coollino]

Waaaaaaayyy!

I actually wanted a 2 screen set up myself but my boss didn't react too favourably when I asked for one.

So you don't have any screens then?

 

[Baines' left foot]

So you don't have any screens then?

No just a keyboard and a mouse, mate.

Tbh, I don't even have a job.

 

[COYBL25]

No just a keyboard and a mouse, mate.

Tbh, I don't even have a job.

Aren't you nearly a male model ?

 

[bignev23]

Abscess on my hoop... again.

 

[bol-uk]

Abscess on my hoop... again.

My wife is a gynae nurse and genuinely says that is from being bummed too much.

 

[Toast]

My wife is a gynae nurse and genuinely says that is from being bummed too much.

I've heard its from self fingering and not washing your hands first ?

 

[bignev23]

My wife is a gynae nurse and genuinely says that is from being bummed too much.

She suffer from them herself ? 5th one in 2 years for me. they're literally a bad pain in the butt.

 

[bignev23]

I've heard its from self fingering and not washing your hands first ?

I always wash my hands first though.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Aren't you nearly a male model ?

Flasher/male model. Same difference.

 

[Eggs]

....on my way into the office I usually go to the Macdonalds drive-through for a coffee.

I say "just a large white coffee please" and they always ask "is there anything else". They clearly have a script but they aren't robots, when I say "just a large white coffee" I mean "just a large white coffee".

It doesn't make me fume but it gets irritating.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you get an answer phone message and you get a little icon at the top of your screen. After listening to the message and hanging up the icon doesn't disappear.

Because I have mild OCD I then have to get another phone and leave myself a message so I can listen to that and then delete it in hope that said icon disappears.

Look at me everyone I've got two phones.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

When you get an answer phone message and you get a little icon at the top of your screen. After listening to the message and hanging up the icon doesn't disappear.

Because I have mild OCD I then have to get another phone and leave myself a message so I can listen to that and then delete it in hope that said icon disappears.

Look at me everyone I've got two phones.

And a company car - what a guy!