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minor things that make you fume
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The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
The Dartford Crossing.
More specifically, the new toll system they've introduced. It's a massive, massive con.
Instead of just deducting the cost of the toll from a registered bank account, it requires you to add money to an account, which it will then deduct after each crossing. Now - they have an auto top-up system, which will replenish your account if you get too low. The lower limit is £10. And minimum top-up is £10. So the moment you drop below £10, it'll top you up with £10, meaning they've always got at least £10 of your money at any one time.
The most obvious method would be to top you up the moment you drop below £0, but that would give them no scope to fleece you, would it?!
More specifically, the new toll system they've introduced. It's a massive, massive con.
Instead of just deducting the cost of the toll from a registered bank account, it requires you to add money to an account, which it will then deduct after each crossing. Now - they have an auto top-up system, which will replenish your account if you get too low. The lower limit is £10. And minimum top-up is £10. So the moment you drop below £10, it'll top you up with £10, meaning they've always got at least £10 of your money at any one time.
The most obvious method would be to top you up the moment you drop below £0, but that would give them no scope to fleece you, would it?!
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
Traffic. Probably won't get home until half 10.
gaino92
Power level over 9000
I've got one of them mate, have I got a better job than you then yeah?
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
I find it much more amusing to type it at about the 60th minute mark in the actual match, oh how I laugh to myself like a complete bell.
That House of Fraser Christmas advert, because I can't stop singing the 'You don't own me' song from it, singing it without even realising it now.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
4 a.m. if you're lucky.
jal123
Player Valuation: £40m
Aerial has come down off the chimney, pulling a brick out and now it's sat on the roof. Cacking it now for these winds tonight as if it comes off it will go straight through our lean to roof, and can I balls get anyone to get up there.
My neighbour told me it was wobbling this morning and I rang literally every aerial firm in the phone book. All of them said no they won't come and make it safe and now this has happened.
My neighbour told me it was wobbling this morning and I rang literally every aerial firm in the phone book. All of them said no they won't come and make it safe and now this has happened.
Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
Bra straps. Stupid invention. Far too fiddly.
Actually bras full stop are a daft invention.
Me likes them either small and pert or big and saggy. Either way bras not required.
Actually bras full stop are a daft invention.
Me likes them either small and pert or big and saggy. Either way bras not required.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Made a humongous amount of pea whack for the approaching cold weather......and the [PLR]'s caught on the bottom of the pressure cooker and spoiled the bloody lot 
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Food which is called a pie but is in fact vittles with a pastry lid.
Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Films on commercial T.V stations - fecking adverts
That's because they own you
