minor things that make you fume

[jal123]

Wools.

 

[admirschleck]

This can't end there, no way.

 

[orly]

At least @Baines' left foot has a swish car to go with his playboy lifestyle. I work stupid hours in middle management but have a 03 rep Corsa with a massive dent in the bumper I'm too cheap to replace because people give me more space on the motorway

Anyway on topic... Java Batch files and SSIS package integration not doing what it's supposed too. Lovely day working over that

Could be worse mate, might be an ISIS package integration

 

[Baines' left foot]

Bish plz...... you work 14 hour days.... you stress at the slightest thing.... can't handle it when things go wrong.... you earn big bucks but don't have the quality time to enjoy it... you got a boss car ....you drive to work and back.....

me, I don't stress, I don't worry, I own my house, my kids are grown up and are doing their own thing..... The world my friend is my friggin Lobster..... you are but a young punk ... taking your first steps on the rungs of the ladder of life.

Who's got the empty life sonny xx

I'll reap the rewards when I've got a nice detached house in Surrey with a trophy wife hanging off my arm who will probably be doing a poor job of hiding the fact that she's fking the barrister who lives next door.

 

[Kurt.]

I'll reap the rewards when I've got a nice detached house in Surrey with a trophy wife hanging off my arm who will probably be doing a poor job of hiding the fact that she's fking the barrister who lives next door.

*awaits return of rep*

 

[SteRobbo84]

Overhearing someone two pay grades above you ask "ay, how many weeks is 28 days?"

 

[GwladysBlue]

Traffic lights that let about two cars through.

 

[Toast]

The Kolo / Yaya song at the darts.

Get to ( poor language ) you bunch of blerts.

 

[rascal]

When you need a poo but can't quite be bothered to get out of the comfortable chair you're sat in.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you need a poo but can't quite be bothered to get out of the comfortable chair you're sat in.

When you need a poo so badly you can't piss.

 

[Hellerad]

I'll reap the rewards when I've got a nice detached house in Surrey with a trophy wife hanging off my arm who will probably be doing a poor job of hiding the fact that she's fking the barrister who lives next door.

*moves next door to BLF.











*stocks the pantry with jars of jam.

 

[rascal]

When you need a poo so badly you can't piss.

Oh that is just the worst

 

[Tubey]

Mother Teresa.

 

[bol-uk]

Is anyon else smashed?

Im battered

dont want to goto bde and hump the wifes le bit what else can i do?

she decided to go gome erarly and i got on the snazz

you snooze you lose

 

[ilikecheese]

Is anyon else smashed?

Im battered

dont want to goto bde and hump the wifes le bit what else can i do?

she decided to go gome erarly and i got on the snazz

you snooze you lose

Wow...defo a drunk thread post.

hahaha