minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Nights out that aren't house nights just seem so tame now. I've just woken up after my works do but usually I wouldn't have got in until an hour ago.

I struggle to dance when I hear the same Justin Bieber song for the third time in an hour. Sake.

 

[admirschleck]

Is anyon else smashed?

Im battered

dont want to goto bde and hump the wifes le bit what else can i do?

she decided to go gome erarly and i got on the snazz

you snooze you lose

Glad I'm not the only one posting like this when drunk. People here never make grammar and writing mistakes when drunk. Impossible for me.

 

[COYBL25]

Nights out that aren't house nights just seem so tame now. I've just woken up after my works do but usually I wouldn't have got in until an hour ago.

I struggle to dance when I hear the same Justin Bieber song for the third time in an hour. Sake.

You're too modest mate, you struggle to dance because of the crowds of admiring females around you. Surprised you weren't in the VIP area like normal ?

 

[Fearthainn]

Glad I'm not the only one posting like this when drunk. People here never make grammar and writing mistakes when drunk. Impossible for me.

I am a very determined drunk and will go through every word to make sure it's right. It will take me around 20 minutes to finally hit post just to say "I'm drunk lolz" though.

 

[Baines' left foot]

You're too modest mate, you struggle to dance because of the crowds of admiring females around you. Surprised you weren't in the VIP area like normal ?

I did a slut drop on one of the senior managers.

I'm a fking nightmare.

 

[Ollie d]

Doing the last bit of Christmas shopping in town Thursday and got back to the car a touch late. Stupid parasites slapping a parking ticket on,fuming at myself for being late but mainly for that jobsworth shoite bag .

 

[COYBL25]

I did a slut drop on one of the senior managers.

I'm a fking nightmare.

She won't have slept last night after that mate.

 

[summerisle]

Humungous flags being waved at English football matches.

 

[The Cowboy]

I know it's an oft posted fume, but I had to stand up on the train home last night because this disgusting fat horror of a man was consuming 2 seats with his disgusting fat arse and belly. This was no medical issue, he was clearly just a fat gomper. Maybe he should stand up instead, or perhaps his knees can't handle it.

To cap it off, he absolutely reeked as well. The smell of morbid obesity.

 

[Sapie88]

I know it's an oft posted fume, but I had to stand up on the train home last night because this disgusting fat horror of a man was consuming 2 seats with his disgusting fat arse and belly. This was no medical issue, he was clearly just a fat gomper. Maybe he should stand up instead, or perhaps his knees can't handle it.

To cap it off, he absolutely reeked as well. The smell of morbid obesity.

I'd have preferred to stand in that case.

 

[The Cowboy]

I'd have preferred to stand in that case.

I did, until some other seats became available. It was when he got up to get off that the stench became apparent. Vomit-inducing.

 

[Sapie88]

I did, until some other seats became available. It was when he got up to get off that the stench became apparent. Vomit-inducing.

They're the worst, so fat they can't properly wash and just reek of sweat and off milk.

 

[COYBL25]

They're the worst, so fat they can't properly wash and just reek of sweat and off milk.

You have just described a family member of mine there. However the not washing isn't anything to do with weight or being unable to wash, it's just pure and utter laziness. I refuse to have anything to do with the disgusting creature despite the grief it causes me within the family. Apparently it's not their fault that they can't stop eating crap, get off the couch or bathe on a daily basis !

 

[GwladysBlue]

Stoptober, Dry January, etc.

Just do whatever the hell you want. No one is bothered if you are giving up drink or smoking for a month.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

I did a slut drop on one of the senior managers.

I'm a fking nightmare.

Now we know how you got a new company car. Your utter filth mate.... utter utter filth.