minor things that make you fume

[carlos21]

Having a stupid cold all the time.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Going out early in the vain hope that the bargain you spotted online will still be available instore (after checking availability) Then getting to said store and finding out they've sold out....Should've just used click & collect, but CBA with the card details rigmarole and resulting spam email.

Then coming home to find your laptop keyboard's gone skew-whiff AGAIN!

 

[coollino]

My dad has a new thing of calling any foreign person of a certain disposition 'The Iraq's'.

Can't handle it.

 

[silent bob]

My dad has a new thing of calling any foreign person of a certain disposition 'The Iraq's'.

Can't handle it.

To be honest mate that sounds more like a medical condition.
As in "Won`t be in work today i`ve got a touch of The Iraqs".

 

[rascal]

When you try to pay for something online, and it declines. So you try again, and it's declined, so you try again, and it's declined, but those three payments are taken from your account anyway.

 

[summerisle]

Waiting an hour and twenty minutes for a hair cut.

 

[BoysInBlue]

When you go into the bank and only want to see a cashier at the desk, and you get mithered by these staff wearing headsets who want you to use the automated machines instead.

 

[smileychap]

This west ham Liverpool result. Oh no, hang on. Loving it

 

[smileychap]

pairs/groups of people walking ridiculously slowly together down narrow corridors, fat people doing this but bang in the middle of said corridor, idiots standing in daft places i.e the top of escalators/doorways.

Gold medal, that. You literally can't get down a path in London on the weekends for the groups of fat, shopping, tourist, gotta say it: -immigrants- that just idle around clogging the place up feeling pi@sed off and complaining because they choose to spend their lives window shopping for things they can't afford.

Madness / maddening. I don't complain about my ( disappointing ) waistline, I go jogging!

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Gold medal, that. You literally can't get down a path in London on the weekends for the groups of fat, shopping, tourist, gotta say it: -immigrants- that just idle around clogging the place up feeling pi@sed off and complaining because they choose to spend their lives window shopping for things they can't afford.

Madness / maddening. I don't complain about my ( disappointing ) waistline, I go jogging!

I just had to spend a few months in an area of the US that is like that every-freaking-day. Slow, fat, stupid, situationally unaware...then they would get mad at me for overtaking them while walking. This fat girl that was walking in a snake-like pattern because she was admiring all the squirrels or whatever said, "jeez, walking 9mph." Maybe that's why my body doesn't resemble cottage cheese.

It must be the East Coast in me because slow walkers piss me off to no end. Add to that people that do not pay attention to where they are walking, stop randomly in the middle of the sidewalk or any walkway, ect.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

People in front of you suddenly stopping dead on a busy pavement to check to see if some clown has posted on Facebook in the 30 seconds since they last checked.

 

[smileychap]

Despite dropping it off the roof of my car soon after I bought it my MacBook has outlived all of my previous Windows laptops put together. They're great for simple users such as you and me.

I had a HP laptop which fell out my ( poorly zipped ) bag as I legged it across some traffic lights, late for work. The DVD fell out and keyboard unclipped itself, scratches and dents all over as it bounced across the tarmac.

Plugged it in, worked fine. And my boss looked gutted when I handed it in after redundancies a year later.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

it's 7 weeks until Pancake Day and already the damn shops are selling flour and eggs.

 

[AdamEFC]

Just done a proper eggy fart and lifted the covers up. Now the smell is lingering and stopping me from going asleep.

 

[dublinbluenose]

When the women in front of you waits to pack away all her purchases and only then fumbles around for her purse to pay. Or even wore pays and then takes ages to pack her bags with your stuff having to be stacked like that hotel in dubai. Wait what was the question again?