minor things that make you fume


ItsOKImAPilot said:
Allowing myself to be duped into buying a lottery ticket. $800 million though. I have to at least try.
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If you win remember how much I love what you're doing for Jewish/Chinese female pilots in the US military, and we could make like a new top gun film where you're the star and I'm goose, except I don't want to smash me bonce on the canopy. I'd be dead good at the homo erotic stuff though.
 

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Bloody gust of wind's taken the security light (That arrived and was personally installed this morning) from the beam/eaves in the porch. Was only £6 off ebay like, but you'd think the double-sided sticky pad would last at least more than five hours ffs. :mad:

Light switches on when it wants now. Had murder tryin to put it back up, too. Fingers covered in superglue, battery dead on me power driver, so had to manually put screws into place; left driver in me pocket which went through me new jacket pocket, as well thinking I'd put the cap securely back on the glue in me other pocket....Nope. :confused:

Welcome to so-called 2016. :(
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"Ooo Betty, i`m having a bit of trouble!"
 
jal123 said:
If you win remember how much I love what you're doing for Jewish/Chinese female pilots in the US military, and we could make like a new top gun film where you're the star and I'm goose, except I don't want to smash me bonce on the canopy. I'd be dead good at the homo erotic stuff though.
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Not interested. I'm going to invest it all into a red panda sanctuary and buy the Cleveland Browns.
 

I hate people. Trying to sell some things for my grandparents on Craigslist and I am 99% sure someone just wrote me a fraudulent check. They got really angry and defensive with me on the phone when I told them I am not sending anything until the check has cleared. Luckily my banker is awesome and she investigated the check after I called her and told her that something seems fishy.

Who the hell writes a check for $1,800 over the amount to cover shipping costs on silverware? Flag number one. Then she tells me her mover will come pick it up. Flag two. The final straw is her getting defensive about integrity. It's business, honey. You're not getting a return of excess funds or the merchandise until I am guaranteed that check is good.

Also, you use a supposed Texas marching band's booster account mailed from an address in Vallejo, CA to buy antique silverware? Nut job. Time to call the police. Then she has the audacity to ask for my receipt with my bank account balance on it. LOL.
 
It only takes an ad for that league of their own show to make me fume, a right assortment of weapons there.

That cream egg ad too with that Asian bloke in it, fair want to punch him in the head whenever its on.

Maybe ads in general.
 
The fact that I am such a picky person. Ordering Everton kit now and the first choice was the size and I spent whole day checking my all shirts and their sizes and still haven't chosen wether to go with L or XL. Then I saw last season's shirt and I thought - damn that's way nicer than this year's one, but it's also weird to order a last season's kit and spent whole night looking at both of them online... I'll probably spend next month thinking about it. Always the same effin story.
 

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