minor things that make you fume

[Tree13]

Nah that's boss timing in my book.

Agreed. If she's happy, then zero fecks given to what anyone else thinks.

 

[Tree13]

Here's one that absolutely makes me want to drown kittens: People who confuse "breath" and "breathe".

For instance: "I was laughing so hard I could barely breath."

Get in the sea, FFS.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Moysie's noisy eating

 

[The Cowboy]

Nah that's boss timing in my book.

I'd just say I can only collect it next week.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Not so much a fume as a minor thing that makes me slightly sad: watching Jack Rodwell slowly and aimlessly trudge through another game. Had such high hopes for him

 

[evertoniandy]

Dog hairs.

 

[Caso01]

Dog hairs.

Stop going down on your dog then.

 

[evertoniandy]

Stop going down on your dog then.

That bit's waxed.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just got a massive chip on my windscreen which is slap bang in the middle of my line of sight.

At least it's a company car eh lads.

 

[Caso01]

Just got a massive chip on my windscreen which is slap bang in the middle of my line of sight.

At least it's a company car eh lads.

You just reminded me of a gag my daughter caught me out with last year.
She came in saying "dad, you have a big chip on your windscreen ".
When I went out, she had put a big frozen chip on the windscreen.

 

[Maxwell]

Just got a massive chip on my windscreen which is slap bang in the middle of my line of sight.

At least it's a company car eh lads.

Just eat it mate

 

[AdamEFC]

Just got a massive chip on my windscreen which is slap bang in the middle of my line of sight.

At least it's a company car eh lads.

I snapped the valve off my tyre on my company car the other day. Ah well got the day off work

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just eat it mate

ROFL. If it had been a sweet potato wedge, then maybe.

#BodyIsATemple

I snapped the valve off my tyre on my company car the other day. Ah well got the day off work

I'm tempted to give the chip a little tap with a hammer so it causes a crack and I can get a day off too.

 

[Tigger]

People that insist on singing a song that's on the radio a line ahead of the lyrics just to prove they know the words. If you want to sing it just sing in tandem you melts.

 

[silent bob]

People that insist on singing a song that's on the radio a line ahead of the lyrics just to prove they know the words. If you want to sing it just sing in tandem you melts.

Or just shut up completely.

I may actually want to listen to the song and not some tone deaf helmet.