minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

People who think that putting your hazards lights on gives you a licence to do what you want.

 

[Groucho]

People who think that putting your hazards lights on gives you a licence to do what you want.

Or as it's being more commonly used, the invisible button.

 

[Sapie88]

Or as it's being more commonly used, the invisible button.

The fabled Batmobile cloaking device.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Or as it's being more commonly used, the invisible button.

*double parks on busy city centre street*

IT'S ALRIGHT THOUGH EVERYONE I'VE GOT MY HAZARDS ON. CARRY ON.

 

[roydo]

People who think that putting your hazards lights on gives you a licence to do what you want.

Ah. You probably mean delivery drivers.

*puts hazard lights on and legs it*

 

[evertoniandy]

Ah. You probably mean delivery drivers.

*puts hazard lights on and legs it*

Get out the way ffs!

*beeps horn*

 

[carlos21]

Get out the way ffs!

*beeps horn*

Good lad mate.

 

[The Cowboy]

*double parks on busy city centre street*

IT'S ALRIGHT THOUGH EVERYONE I'VE GOT MY HAZARDS ON. CARRY ON.

I once drove down the big main road into my town, proper major thoroughfare, and some bloke just stops right in the middle of the road, not even trying to get over to one side, like RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE and proceeds to get out and saunter into the kebab shop. I just cannot imagine what is going on in the peabrain of someone like that who can do that without even the slightest pang of guilt. I feel bad when my wheels are on the white line of a parking space!

 

[Toast]

Ive just had the racism card pulled out on me by a tit at work.

Wow, that was a proper 80's throwback moment.
Haven't heard that for ages.

Standard my Jamican opposite number finished an hour before as well.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

welding pasta to the bottom of the saucepan... and then having to scrub the pasta off. total tedium! arrrrggghhhh


I understand this is a real first world problem! *face-palm*

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Scouse smackhead skanks. I almost sparked one in the bank. Defo a Kopite too, horrible waste of skin.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Scouse smackhead skanks. I almost sparked one in the bank. Defo a Kopite too, horrible waste of skin.

ya got any burn lid?

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

ya got any burn lid?

I don't even know what that means.

 

[Sapie88]

I don't even know what that means.

Heroin mate.

He means heroin.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Heroin mate.

He means heroin.

Ah, I see. I hear that it's quite moreish.