minor things that make you fume

[cooperman]

Couple of driving ones

People hesitating when you have a filter light. One near me the filter is only on for a few seconds and idiots creep through not sure if they have the right of way

Also people who don't drive fully onto the crossroad to turn right, meaning that only they get through when the lights go back to red

 

[toffeesnuggs]

Couple of driving ones

People hesitating when you have a filter light. One near me the filter is only on for a few seconds and idiots creep through not sure if they have the right of way

Also people who don't drive fully onto the crossroad to turn right, meaning that only they get through when the lights go back to red

Yes and those selfish ignorant bar studs that stop on a box junction in front of you when you're turning right or drivers who don't understand the concept of roundabouts

 

[Shinners17]

Just finished level 605 on Candy Crush only to discover there's no 606. WTF?!? What do you mean ye haven't invented new levels yet?!? Quit mucking around with Owl levels and give mamma some candy.

 

[Sapie88]

It really shouldn't annoy me so much but kids these days proper get on my nerves. For example:

What a party that will be! A truly messy and monumental occasion to be had. Weapon.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm watching motorway cops.... Just heard the copper saying pacific instead of specific ffs.... "she targeted a pacific place" .... No she never you bellend...it was a specific place.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

ppl who walk along engrossed in their mobile phone whilst walking around busy streets, look where youre friggin going, Im sure you can wait 5 more minutes to send that text/check facebook

 

[JDL]

People who walk slowly through town
People who suddenly stop go stare through a shop window causing me go dodge round them due me being right behind them as they walk so slowly
People who get in my way as though I'm invisible
People in general
It's a wonder I'm not wearing bin bags as every shopping trip ends up with me having a major sense of humour failure and heading to the nearest boozer.

 

[evertoniandy]

When you spot an empty looking car parking space only to find a little car already in there, hidden by larger cars on either side, sat mocking you with its stupid headlights.

 

[toffeesnuggs]

People who walk slowly through town
People who suddenly stop go stare through a shop window causing me go dodge round them due me being right behind them as they walk so slowly
People who get in my way as though I'm invisible
People in general
It's a wonder I'm not wearing bin bags as every shopping trip ends up with me having a major sense of humour failure and heading to the nearest boozer.

Haha

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you see a fit girl on Facebook so you have a bit of a snoop through her profile pics, only to find that every single one is a narcissistic 'selfie' with 50+ likes accompanied by comments from other girls taking it in turns to boost each other's egos "Aaaawwww, gorg hun" "You look stunning hun", and seeing that the person in the profile picture has liked every comment and added in the odd "Cheers girls xoxox" etc...

Get over yourselves you big headed split arses.

 

[moosed]

cringey indie bellends at glastonbury

 

[bluebud]

The fact that someone would pay 2 million pounds for a bed full of ciggie butts, syringes and litter, what's the point? Art my arse.

 

[Maxwell]

In hotels, people who use the lift to go to their room ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

 

[rascal]

La Liga not releasing their fixture list yet. I want to get a rough idea of dates to book for travel ffs.

Bundesliga clubs not releasing tickets for fixtures yet. I want to buy tickets damn you

 

[Groucho]

Parliament not really being bothered about stuff outside the M25