minor things that make you fume

Bungle · July 4, 2014

Sapie88 said:
They're just as bad. This guy is king.

MONEY!!

I think we have to accept that they're all varying levels of dickheads and that we should just stick to masturbating over Brandy on Storage Wars.

Sapie88 · July 4, 2014

Bungle said:
MONEY!!

I think we have to accept that they're all varying levels of dickheads and that we should just stick to masturbating over Brandy on Storage Wars.

I prefer Twiggy off Sin City Motors.

Bungle · July 4, 2014

Sapie88 said:
I prefer Twiggy off Sin City Motors.

Yes yes yes, and Barry on Storage Wars obviously, he'd pay well.

Tree13 · July 4, 2014

Blue Cheese said:
Another thing that annoys me is trying to make sure every sentence is as grammatically correct as I can make it, so as not to upset the grammar nazis; ffs, why do I even care?

6/10 - mediocre effort. (n)

Tree13 · July 4, 2014

Having to take six weeks off work to recover from surgery, I have discovered that Mrs. Tree is a borderline imbecile when attempting to perform any of the tasks that I usually carry out around the house. She's also incompetent with regard to car maintenance: how difficult can it be to go to a garage and get a puncture repaired? Mrs. Tree returned having spent £240 on a brand new tyre that doesn't match the others already on the car, because she "felt nervous asking for a puncture repair in case the mechanic laughed."

If the cast doesn't come off my leg soon, I may just cut it off and bludgeon her with it.

bluemangroup · July 4, 2014

Tree13 said:
6/10 - mediocre effort.

Blue Cheese · July 5, 2014

Tree13 said:
6/10 - mediocre effort.

evertoniandy said:
grammar*

oh come on lads give me a break, i was drunk haha. gits.

Baines' left foot · July 5, 2014

Getting stung by a bee two days running. Just do one you stripey kopites.

cronullasharks · July 5, 2014

Taking a shot from outside the box on fifa only for your own player to decide to get in the way and block it.
Again on fifa, hacked clearances from the opposition always being perfect 50 yard passes to the strikers.
Opposition defenders suddenly becoming faster than usain bolt and closing you down with ease despite having pacy strikers in the clear. Cheating game..

Baines' left foot · July 5, 2014

Screaming kids. I just hate them. I can't help it, but they just drive me insane.

toffeesnuggs · July 5, 2014

Biting your tongue when eating, or inhaling a bit of food making you cough your lungs up for ten minutes

COYB · July 5, 2014

next door constantly playing this song full blast
wish i could go back time + get rid off it fffffs

Huyton Layne · July 5, 2014

Coyb said:
next door constantly playing this song full blast
wish i could go back time + get rid off it fffffs

wtf does billy ocean live next door?

ianefc · July 5, 2014

When someone at works tells you either that a job needs doing or how to do a job, when you knew either way, and that person does'nt out rank you, but you can't say anything as you would seem arsey.

Huyton Layne · July 5, 2014

The wife talking to me using work phrases.

"Can I have you take care of 'task'?"

Told her I don't work for her and she can just ask me to do stuff in normal speak.