minor things that make you fume

[Bigmaclad]

ULSERS

 

[Woolly Blue]

Artificial flower boxes and topiary balls outside pubs.
If a landlord can't be arsed watering plants he'll never clean the pipes ... move on and drink somewhere else.

 

[Matthew mcdonnell]

Joint enterprise, if people know what it is, has to be strapped.

 

[Elong]

My office quickly resembling The Office. So many tits.

 

[Birdman1878]

Vegetarians. Might be because my office is infested with them but they drive me nuts. Can't even eat a pack of haribo without one of them piping up.

 

[dholliday]

Vegetarians. Might be because my office is infested with them but they drive me nuts. Can't even eat a pack of haribo without one of them piping up.

That'll be the vegans. They'll even chow at you for putting sugar in yer tea (grounded animal bones in sugar, see).


I did veganism for 16 days last month. It was alright, but difficult to find protein-rich foods, and the shopping is a bit more expensive (and the food on your table more bland if you wanna eat something without spending 2 hours preparing it).


Vegetarians are ok, nowt wrong with seriously cutting meat out your diet. But if they're always preaching then it's annoying.

 

[Kurt.]

People who can't spell ulcers.

 

[FTY]

Playing the pub quiz in Kelly's Dispensary on Smithdown and some lads at the back having a bit of a joke and a casual heckle and the girl doing the quiz and she went mental.

People who can't take a joke make me fume.

And I got called a wool cos I'm from Southport.

???????

Southport is defo wool. Defo.

 

[Sapie88]

"Plenty of Fish event reminder".

 

[tungetango]

4 in the morning before work.
Just gonna throw away the used coffeefilter from last light,bumping it into the side of the bin,spilling wet ,used coffee all over the floor. Makes my day....

 

[The Cowboy]

4 in the morning before work.
Just gonna throw away the used coffeefilter from last light,bumping it into the side of the bin,spilling wet ,used coffee all over the floor. Makes my day....

This is like any time you have something messy (like you've scraped all the crud off the chopping board with a knife) and cautiously trying to get it over to the bin. You just know you'll crack your elbow on something or trip over or bash the edge of the bin, anything but get that crud in the bin.

 

[tungetango]

This is like any time you have something messy (like you've scraped all the crud off the chopping board with a knife) and cautiously trying to get it over to the bin. You just know you'll crack your elbow on something or trip over or bash the edge of the bin, anything but get that crud in the bin.

Oh, yes!! Must be one of the hardeste eye-hand coordination moves known to man.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

???????

Southport is defo wool. Defo.

On the Official Wool Map we are down as being posh as opposed to wool.

 

[Bungle]

On the Official Wool Map we are down as being posh as opposed to wool.

Any chance I can borrow a tenner?

 

[Sapie88]

Southport is a ghastly place. The sea is 20 miles out, how can it be called the seaside?