minor things that make you fume

[Pienaar's gloves]

Any chance I can borrow a tenner?

Posh student I'm afraid mate!

 

[Bungle]

Posh student I'm afraid mate!

Oh FFS, give me my taxes back you scrounger!

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Southport is a ghastly place. The sea is 20 miles out, how can it be called the seaside?

I agree wholeheartedly. There are a large number of reasons that I don't live there anymore.

Oh FFS, give me my taxes back you scrounger!

No can do mate, need to pay the deposit for my tenth foreign hol this year and the huge bar tab I've amassed. If I keep the holidays under the dozen mark next year then I might be able to lend you that tenner though.

 

[Bungle]

No can do mate, need to pay the deposit for my tenth foreign hol this year and the huge bar tab I've amassed. If I keep the holidays under the dozen mark next year then I might be able to lend you that tenner though.

 

[bluemangroup]

I agree wholeheartedly. There are a large number of reasons that I don't live there anymore.



No can do mate, need to pay the deposit for my tenth foreign hol this year and the huge bar tab I've amassed. If I keep the holidays under the dozen mark next year then I might be able to lend you that tenner though.

 

[ImKoneKoneKoneKone]

john aldridge

 

[Blue Cheese]

we seem to be getting an influx of people who keep posting other fan forum sites as 'sources' about players, it's highly infuriating.

plus the frivolous websites that aren't supposed to be linked are appearing far too often. tribal football etc FFS.

 

[ianefc]

People taking ages at cash points, people unpacking there whole bag to pay for something at a counter then packing back up making me wait, then the most selfish of people who get fuel an then do a mini shop in the petrol station either blocking me in or keeping the pump unable to be used until they pay.

More often than not all of the above rudeness is commited by women

In my experience

 

[The Cowboy]

People taking ages at cash points, people unpacking there whole bag to pay for something at a counter then packing back up making me wait, the the most selfish of people who get fuel an then do a mini shop in the petrol station either blocking me in or keeping the pump unable to be used until they pay.

More often than not all of the above rudeness is commited by women

In my experience

France have it right. Fill up, move to parking spaces, spend as long as you want inside.

 

[Baines' left foot]

My right leg has gone totally numb from sitting on the toilet for so long. I'm stuck.

 

[Bungle]

My right leg has gone totally numb from sitting on the toilet for so long. I'm stuck.

I once fell down a hill cos when I stood up one of my legs was that dead, tried to save myself but just added to what must have looked like some drunk collapsing, grazed half my face off and was picking grass out of my arse for the rest of the day.

 

[Blue Cheese]

people in the next cubicle grunting having a dump whilst i'm attempting to knock one out over the TV Times

 

[Baines' left foot]

I once fell down a hill cos when I stood up one of my legs was that dead, tried to save myself but just added to what must have looked like some drunk collapsing, grazed half my face off and was picking grass out of my arse for the rest of the day.

Classic Bungz.

 

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Straws

 

[Baines' left foot]

Spending collectively around an hour of my time on Tinder today and not getting a single match.