minor things that make you fume

[Norwegian Cow]

Why didn't you just break its neck, less dramatic, you baby bird murderer

that wouldnt be half so much fun would it?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Only a suggestion, but I think it's time to move ?

My rent is crazy cheap for the area. Realistically I'd end up paying another £200 a month for the same or worse.

 

[COYBL25]

My rent is crazy cheap for the area. Realistically I'd end up paying another £200 a month for the same or worse.

What about some rich widow, looking for a live in boy toy ?

 

[COYBL25]

that wouldnt be half so much fun would it?

Oh deary me .

 

[jal123]

I had to kill a baby bird because it had broken its leg by falling down the nest from the wall of my house. I put it in a plastic bag and slammed it against the balcony. The bag got a hole in it and I got a lot of bird-goo on my face.

This is how serial killers first get the taste for sadism and cruelty. Strange behaviour.

 

[Pootsy]

People out for a run who jog on the spot whilst waiting to cross the road, just stand still you absolute simpletons

I have to keep running as once my legs stop they have stopped.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Oh deary me .

i did it out of compassion tbh. Better to kill it than let it suffer for days, then die.

 

[The Cowboy]

I have to keep running as once my legs stop they have stopped.

Indeed. Stop and all the lactic acid goes straight to your muscles.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

people who decide their financial futures for the next twenty years infront of me at the cash machine

when you open the cupboard and everything falls on you

screaming children in restaurants make me homicidal

 

[carlos21]

Hi guyS,

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

i did it out of compassion tbh. Better to kill it than let it suffer for days, then die.

had to do something similar a few years back, my cat dragged a fat pigeon through the cat flap, broke its wing and it was in a bit of a state, barely alive but still alive nonetheless. Theres not much option but to finish it off really, I got a plank of wood and placed it on its head and stamped. Pretty horrible thing to have to do but better than let it suffer and get rounded on by all the cats in the neighbourhood

 

[Tree13]

people who decide their financial futures for the next twenty years infront of me at the cash machine

when you open the cupboard and everything falls on you

screaming children in restaurants make me homicidal

The cupboard thing you just have to laugh about... but the other two are genuinely rage-inducing. I am a strong advocate of saying something in those circumstances - I have in the recent past said to waiters that if they want me to pay the menu price for my meal then they had better do something about the noisy people at the next table.

 

[jal123]

had to do something similar a few years back, my cat dragged a fat pigeon through the cat flap, broke its wing and it was in a bit of a state, barely alive but still alive nonetheless. Theres not much option but to finish it off really, I got a plank of wood and placed it on its head and stamped. Pretty horrible thing to have to do but better than let it suffer and get rounded on by all the cats in the neighbourhood

Jesus what is wrong with you people?

Wringing a birds neck takes about a second, stop with the weird ways of euthanising an injured animal.

 

[carlos21]

Jesus what is wrong with you people?

Wringing a birds neck takes about a second, stop with the weird ways of euthanising an injured animal.

Evening jal how are you tonight mate,

 

[jal123]

Evening jal how are you tonight mate,

All good Carlos what's for tea?