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minor things that make you fume
- Thread starter moosed
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l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Minge bag ,I want a bigger one than that .
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
kinell lad...Top caper, that. Cost me 14 kilobytes
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
When yer nose runs out of suction/sniffing power. 
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
What time are you in work ? lolWhen yer nose runs out of suction/sniffing power.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Oh, ffs... Do you have to??
Gotta go round the lad's at 6am...there 'til 9ish, then do the shopping...Then back to him from 12 til abar 3:50 pm...I think/hope/pray it's earlier...
I'm not gonna last until 06:05 I reckon...
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
good luck . You got much ammo left to help you through ?Oh, ffs... Do you have to??
Gotta go round the lad's at 6am...there 'til 9ish, then do the shopping...Then back to him from 12 til abar 3:50 pm...I think/hope/pray it's earlier...
I'm not gonna last until 06:05 I reckon...
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Ta mate. I'll need it. Got a wee brick left...Will be gone by 9 at this rate...And providing me sinuses clear up. The hangover from the vod's starting to catch up with me now..
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
I don't envy you at all . I'll be honest I could not go to work in that situation. No comprende I'm weak in that way .
No lemo since the start of March long may it continue .
Have a stripe in my honour lol
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
I hope the poor sod gets his shopping lol
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
It's me own shopping.
Which I'll swerve as well....gonna take the knock soon, I reckon. No bugle for an hour or so...
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Buy more beak and stay on it til Albania get knocked out the euros
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
I would but I ain't got the lad's number...he owes me at least £30 anyway - he doesn't know it yet - but he does
There's a railway bridge at the back of us about 2 months ago someone jumped off it trying to end it all, now they have bolted a hideous wire fence to the structure so it is now a couple of feet higher, but better than that they have put up Samaritan posters abut every 6 feet along it asking folk to phone an 0845 number
If it's not bad enough someone is contemplating suicide they now have too pay for the privilege of someone to try and talk them out of it.
If it's not bad enough someone is contemplating suicide they now have too pay for the privilege of someone to try and talk them out of it.