minor things that make you fume

[USABlue]

Went to take a swig from what I thought was a glass of water and it turned out to be vodka. Horrible.

Then I slipped running up the stairs and I smashed all my toes to bits. Sake.

Did that a few years back when i was still in school. Went to a mates house and put my water bottle down, picked up what a thought was the same bottle a few minutes later, took a chug.. turned out he had one filled with vodka haha

 

[COYBL25]

Went to take a swig from what I thought was a glass of water and it turned out to be vodka. Horrible.

Then I slipped running up the stairs and I smashed all my toes to bits. Sake.

I hope you had a nice lie down after all todays traumas mate x

 

[Baines' left foot]

I hope you had a nice lie down after all todays traumas mate x

I've been in bed all day mate. Work hard play hard eh hahahaha!

 

[Seathestars]

When you're in your socks and you kick the corner of the couch by accident, it's hurts huh

 

[Toast]

Group of lads walking down my road singing " it's coming home " and ringing on people's doorbells. It's 1am.

You will wake up in the morning thinking your are the banter boys and proper nawty Ingerland fans, and had it large..

But we all know different really, don't we ?

 

[Rob17896]

Well I respectfully believe you're wrong. Certainly down London way, it's all you ever see.

Edit: bear in mind it was in reference to card users, not every customer.

And I will bet he 'curates' his wardrobe. Even heard a halfwit on radio 4 the other day talking about amazon 'curating' a collection of online GROCERIES. Doubtless coming from Islington this constant annoying use of the word grates. Another is 'noises off' a little public school phrase used every five minutes not so long ago to describe murmerings about the PM or other MP's in parliament. Keep it to Notting Hill please.

 

[Rob17896]

And I will bet he 'curates' his wardrobe. Even heard a halfwit on radio 4 the other day talking about amazon 'curating' a collection of online GROCERIES. Doubtless coming from Islington this constant annoying use of the word grates. Another is 'noises off' a little public school phrase used every five minutes not so long ago to describe murmerings about the PM or other MP's in parliament. Keep it to Notting Hill please.

By the way, I am 'reaching out' to you here.

 

[Abertonian]

People who sneeze, usually women, in a ridiculous manner, as if they're ashamed of the act.

I find it annoying when someone builds up the sneeze like its an operatic performance only to end up with a sqeak.

 

[silent bob]

Idiots who think Asda car park is the same as the outside lane of the M6.

 

[larbert toffee]

Idiots who think Asda car park is the same as the outside lane of the M6.

Although other supermarkets are available.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

When you're in your socks and you kick the corner of the couch by accident, it's hurts huh

I've stood on a plug bare feet , my wife laughed I cried.

 

[degsy]

Idiots who think Asda car park is the same as the outside lane of the M6.

Even worse is those that think the middle lane is the ASDA carpark

 

[larbert toffee]

I've stood on a plug bare feet , my wife laughed I cried.

I know your pain mate, I jumped over a box in my bare feet on to a plug when was a kid,left me with a three prong bruise for about a fortnight after.....I still remember the pain.

 

[COYBL25]

I know your pain mate, I jumped over a box in my bare feet on to a plug when was a kid,left me with a three prong bruise for about a fortnight after.....I still remember the pain.

Proper steped on a nail as a teenager whilst messing round on a building site. Learnt a very valuable lesson about boots that day.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Proper steped on a nail as a teenager whilst messing round on a building site. Learnt a very valuable lesson about boots that day.

Done that collecting bonfire wood I was wearing baseball boots !