minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Steroid come down ?

Flattered here.x

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Using schools as polling stations. On BBC, they've been highlighting stations in buses, and someone's garage. There are so many alternatives, yet they use my kids school. And close the school. Why?!

They use schools here too. But elections are always on a Sunday.

 

[Baines' left foot]

The office motor mouth trying to talk to me and everyone else about the referendum whilst I'm trying to eat my lunch. I've got my music on full and I can still hear the whiny [Poor language removed].

 

[AndyC]

Being asked stupid questions to which the answer is blindingly obvious...

E.g. last night at 7.40pm, I went to vote, walked in with polling card in hand past a lady clearing conducting some form of exit poll, cast my vote and came out... so far so good eh?

Lady outside says, "Sir, can I ask you a couple of questions.
Reply, "Yes"
Lady says, "Have you just voted?"
Reply, "Now let me think, it's 7.42 in the evening on a voting day and you've just watched me enter and come out of a building clearly signposted as a 'Polling Station' in less than 90 seconds... so what do you think Mrs.Einstein ?"

 

[Rob17896]

Forgetting to take some scouse out of the freezer this morning so i'm left with nothing but cornflakes or weetabix for tea.

I have that out of choice Bob. I like cereal but don't eat breakfast.

 

[Rob17896]

I used to work with someone who'd wistle the same 1 line tune over and over again for the whole day. I was only an apprentice and he was a lot older than me so I felt like I couldn't say anything, but I hated him so much.

And I always thought the Mrs was unreasonable about my whistling. Perhaps she has a point.

 

[Ducans elbow]

So I have lived in Canada for 26 years I was born in Liverpool lived there for a long time I could of got my Canadian Citizenship 23 yrs ago and couldn't be arsed doing it now has to spend $180 to prove I speak English wtf

 

[summerisle]

So I have lived in Canada for 26 years I was born in Liverpool lived there for a long time I could of got my Canadian Citizenship 23 yrs ago and couldn't be arsed doing it now has to spend $180 to prove I speak English wtf

*have got*

 

[Huyton Layne]

Loading the dishwasher like a blind orangutan

Smokers and their stink

Drivers that only consider what they are doing and where they're going to be the only thing happening in the universe.
"Oh your light's on red ahead? Then why not slow to 5mph and crawl to the light while stopping anyone behind you from maybe entering the turn lane and getting an arrow."
C-units the lot of 'em

 

[Baines' left foot]

Loading the dishwasher like a blind orangutan

Smokers and their stink

Drivers that only consider what they are doing and where they're going to be the only thing happening in the universe.
"Oh your light's on red ahead? Then why not slow to 5mph and crawl to the light while stopping anyone behind you from maybe entering the turn lane and getting an arrow."
C-units the lot of 'em

Oh man the dishwasher thing. I wish we didn't have one. My housemates put stuff in there when it's spent about 5 days in their rooms festering away, and seem surprised when it comes out dirty still. Doesn't stop the scruffs from putting the 'clean' dishes back in the cupboards though.

C-units.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Loading the dishwasher like a blind orangutan

Smokers and their stink

Drivers that only consider what they are doing and where they're going to be the only thing happening in the universe.
"Oh your light's on red ahead? Then why not slow to 5mph and crawl to the light while stopping anyone behind you from maybe entering the turn lane and getting an arrow."
C-units the lot of 'em

Oh man the dishwasher thing. I wish we didn't have one. My housemates put stuff in there when it's spent about 5 days in their rooms festering away, and seem surprised when it comes out dirty still. Doesn't stop the scruffs from putting the 'clean' dishes back in the cupboards though.

C-units.

 

[silent bob]

People who say "i'll be at yours 1pm, make sure you're in", then turn up 3 hours late without a hint of apology.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Gareth Bailes hair, thinks he's a Mongol or something, looks like genghis khan ffs

 

[Bilko]

oh it's not really minor in my world......

October 29th, west ham at home with The Specials playing in the city that evening and they are sold out. truly pissed off

 

[harry]

Boxing ring walks that take ages.