minor things that make you fume

[Whistlin' Dixie]

They are the kings and queens of bores, hate them with a passion, they look at beer drinkers as some kind of subhuman species. Most of them haven't got a clue what they're talking about either, prenentious beauts one and all.

Agreed mate.

Them 'experts' too.....'Oh, I'm getting the faintest soupcon of honeysuckle; the merest hint of autumnal rosehips, the subtlest undertones of freshly fallen gooseberries'


IT'S FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE, YOU COLOSSAL GAWP

 

[evertoniandy]

Pretentious 'wine connoisseurs'

It was 'Oooohhh don't forget the cava' at Christmas. Now it's 'Ooohhhh, prosecco with pasta is just delish'

Go away, quickly.

Cava and Prosecco are pish as well. lol

Malbec is where it's at.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Cava and Prosecco are pish as well. lol

Malbec is where it's at.

Is that the 2013?

ffs lol

 

[evertoniandy]

Is that the 2013?

ffs lol

Who cares? It tastes like Malbec. That'll do me. I can never get the subtle hints or undertones of any wine. It either tastes good or awful.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Dont accept a glass of wine off of me....You'll definitely get the massive overpowering whiff of (my) dangleberries from it.

 

[silent bob]

Is that the 2013?

ffs lol

Malbec is characterised by dark fruit notes and herbal aromas.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Malbec is characterised by dark fruit notes and herbal aromas.

 

[silent bob]

Don't blame me, blame wikipedia.

 

[Sapie88]

Pretentious 'wine connoisseurs'

It was 'Oooohhh don't forget the cava' at Christmas. Now it's 'Ooohhhh, prosecco with pasta is just delish'

Go away, quickly.

Add to this the current influx of gin hipsters.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

My takeaway said it would be delivered at 20:45, it's 20:53 and my belly is rumbling more than it should.

 

[Sapie88]

My takeaway said it would be delivered at 20:45, it's 20:53 and my belly is rumbling more than it should.

What have you ordered?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

What have you ordered?

King Prawn Bhuna, Fried Rice, Garlic and Cheese Nan. Came just after I posted and has been sufficiently demolished since then!

 

[Sapie88]

King Prawn Bhuna, Fried Rice, Garlic and Cheese Nan. Came just after I posted and has been sufficiently demolished since then!

I am now hungry. Full house kebab it is.

 

[silent bob]

When you're enjoying a pint with friends then they decide to move to a crap alehouse, full of lid and with dreadful ale.

 

[silent bob]

Add to this the current influx of gin hipsters.

Nothing wrong with a good gin and tonic.