minor things that make you fume
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Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Not any more it aint.
It's now 'Bellow Horry-zon-CHEE' as of the last report on the bbc news.
'kin knobends, it'll be 'Be-low Hurts-givenchy' or summit, next.
'sake.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
The (non)word 'Spoonfuls' on recipes/instructions on food packets.
It's 'Spoonsful' ffs.
It's 'Spoonsful' ffs.
Having to spend an extra 2 minutes after getting out of the shower......... drying your scrotum... due to your age and elasticity .
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
The (non)word 'Spoonfuls' on recipes/instructions on food packets.
It's 'Spoonsful' ffs.
ark at the punctuation police!
Trying to fall asleep lying on your arm....... and having to listen to your pulse in your ear GRRRRRRRRRRR
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Trying to have a numb tug? You deviant.
Fair Do's
Troubador
Player Valuation: £500k
Not read the thread, so most of these will have probably featured i'd imagine.
People who answer a question and start with, 'so'
women at cash machines - how effing hard is to withdraw money
women on buses who don't have the money ready upon boarding the bus and then spend ages rifling through their purse. Probably after having been stood at the bus stop for an age fannying about on their phones
Fat gets who take up half your space on the bus/train
People who wear coats on roasting hot days
I could probably come up with loads more, but i'll probably offend someone.
People who answer a question and start with, 'so'
women at cash machines - how effing hard is to withdraw money
women on buses who don't have the money ready upon boarding the bus and then spend ages rifling through their purse. Probably after having been stood at the bus stop for an age fannying about on their phones
Fat gets who take up half your space on the bus/train
People who wear coats on roasting hot days
I could probably come up with loads more, but i'll probably offend someone.
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Oh, that's the best bit! Please carry on.
Much like the time I went on a big rage about personalised number plates, only for my colleague to then say 'I've got one actually'. I decided to stand my ground and say 'well, I like you, but I still think they're awful'.
AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
Hark
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
In work my desk is on the end of a row so I get people walking past continuously. It doesn't bother me but one of the office fatties walks and scrapes his feet along the floor like a child ffs. Winds me right up.
Also some of the older guys are such miserable b*stards and seem to not talk to anyone under 30 as an unwritten rule.
Also some of the older guys are such miserable b*stards and seem to not talk to anyone under 30 as an unwritten rule.
DownOnTheUpside
Player Valuation: £30m
When you open a cupboard and everything falls out on you
Ooh and when the key thing on corned beef breaks off
Actually potted one of the windows in my house with the tin last time that happened
Ooh and when the key thing on corned beef breaks off
Actually potted one of the windows in my house with the tin last time that happened
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