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minor things that make you fume


Wasps. Just be stung by one in me bed behind me knee. Was bollock naked under the covers for about 30 mins. Could of been much worse. In agony.
I swallowed a live wasp the other day. It had crawled into my beer can when I wasn't looking. Managed to cough it up before it stung me. Scared the hell out of me!
 

My missus getting going on a night out :

1pm - nails done.

3pm - Hair done.

5pm - keeps coming downstairs in various dresses / shoes and asking " which one of these looks best ? ". ( I don't care )

6pm - one of her mates phones having a melt down over nothing.

7pm - taxi.

Anytime between midnight and four AM - arrive home bladdered, minus phone, shoes and wakes the entire house up.

BAN.
 
My missus getting going on a night out :

1pm - nails done.

3pm - Hair done.

5pm - keeps coming downstairs in various dresses / shoes and asking " which one of these looks best ? ". ( I don't care )

6pm - one of her mates phones having a melt down over nothing.

7pm - taxi.

Anytime between midnight and four AM - arrive home bladdered, minus phone, shoes and wakes the entire house up.

BAN.
That's your opportunity. Fuq her lad
 

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