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minor things that make you fume


These wind farms. Every time I pass one it seems only one or two of the ten or so turbines are actually turning. If you're going to ruin a beautiful countryside view, at least make it worthwhile. Absolutely fuming here lads.
 

ooh, when your da gets you a band tshirt for a band that you think are ok but you don't like that much that you'd buy the tshirt yourself

then you have to agonise over being one of them tits who wears tshirts of bands they don't really like that much, or being ungrateful and never wearing it
 
The layout of every Sports Direct branch makes you feel like the walls are closing in on you.

There's no room to walk between the isles and the all Slazenger clad stinking scruffs who generally populate the place.

If the footy boots weren't so cheap I'd advocate dropping a bomb on every single store in the land.
 
My partner said goodbye to a good friend tonight, the good friend is moving to the Netherlands. He was in tears the wimp, however, what made me feel very uneasy was that the friend was a female.
 

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