minor things that make you fume

[COYB]

people opening my bedroom door just too fart
and then closing it ??? any need lads

 

[silent bob]

people opening my bedroom door just too fart
and then closing it ??? any need lads

It wasn't me.

 

[summerisle]

Bones in my smoked haddock.

 

[Sapie88]

It wasn't me.

Liar.

 

[silent bob]

Just pulling the shaft out of the tube a bit prevents the tip getting splashed and keeps it gushing out.

A sentence befitting any Carry On film.

 

[silent bob]

Liar.

A gentleman tells before it smells.

 

[Sapie88]

A gentleman tells before it smells.

lol

 

[COYBL25]

One of the dogs next door has been barking non stop (3 barks a second) for the last 3 hours.

I feel like going on a fking rampage. Can't tell which garden it's coming from though so I can't go and head butt its owner.

Ffs, I go away for a couple of weeks and you're still banging on about those dogs barking.

Try knocking on a few doors ?

 

[coollino]

Wasted talent.

 

[COYBL25]

Wasted talent.

Too deep that, drink been taken ?

If so go to bed or it'll get messy x

 

[coollino]

Too deep that, drink been taken ?

If so go to bed or it'll get messy x

A quote from The Office lol

 

[COYBL25]

Caravans on minor roads, being towed by Alan Partridge lookalikes causing horrendous snarl ups.

Should be banned from all minor roads except over night.

 

[Toast]

Vardys bandage on his arm.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Losing things in a room the size of a postage stamp. I am raging here!

 

[Toast]

Southern Railway.