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minor things that make you fume

I'm veering into, not minor territory, here but...

People talking at gigs.

You've bought a ticket to see/hear the band, here's a novel idea... SHUT THE FOOK UP AND TRY LISTENING TO THE FOOKING BAND PLAY. If you want to talk, fook off the bar and let those around you enjoy the concert.

and if you haven't paid for the ticket, have a bit of consideration for those around you who want to watch and listen to the band, rather than hear people talking over them. Selfish, stupid, cvnts.

GRRRRRRRR

I've gone here, thinking about that.
 


Parents ( usually women ) who communicate with their children when in public by screaming things like :

" Maddison fuggggggin gerrrrrrr ere now or I'll rip yer fugggggin ed off yer little cow "

What chance have their kids got
V slim chance. Heard one years ago screaming at her toddler outside the shops who said "f****** 'ell Montoya, gerra move on!!"

From her accent I can confirm she was not South American.
 
Call child services


I was sat next to a load of these women with their kids the other day, including what I presume were the Grandmas.

One of the Grandmas ( age eariy 60's ) was in full North Face, had more Sovs on her fingers than a gypsy and had a big chunky pair of Adidas ZX 750's on.

The girl who was obviously her daughter ( early 40's ) , was tango orange, had Scouse brows, lips like a duck, teeth as white as snow.

All of them were constantly on IPhone 6's, having conversations that consisted of shouting down the phone and swearing.

All in front of little girls dressed like prom queens, eye liner, lip slick, eye lashes done ( age 4 - 6 ).

Their kids are already lost to the World.
 
Loads of tiny silvery moths have appeared in my room. I'm crapping myself incase they've eaten loads of holes in my clothes. Just spent about £25 on various bits and bobs to get rid of the little [Poor language removed].

'kinell lad...A pony on mothballs? Stick a few in yer wallet if you've that much to worry about.



*btw, it's the larvae what eat yer clothes, not the moths.
 

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