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minor things that make you fume

-wizard- said:
we had a pidgeon fly straight in to our patio doors at full on warp speed, and we watched it die right there and then.....

then we see a buzzard, yes a buzzard come in and land right next to it, it was obv from then that the buzzard had been after it and caused the pidgeon to panic fly in our patio doors.

i watched as it took most the afternoon to eat everylast morsel of the poor old pidgeon. all that was left was feathers and that was it. the buzzard was huge
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a few years ago in sharm el sheikh at breakfast in the hotel there was a sparrow stood on the floor. I love animals and guessed he was looking for crumbs so I threw him a little bit of bread...frightened the life out of the poor little critter and he took off at full speed straight into the closed window...got up a bit dazed and launched himself again into a different window and fell down on the floor and died. I felt so bad... altho its kinda funny now too...stupid bird!
 
Ashtonian said:
there is a reason lol wiping my arse before, got either a see through tape worm, or a piece of lettuce or onion. Googling it it seems tape worms aren't see through so makes me think it was lettuce or something.
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When I got gastroenteritis (on my wedding day!) It was so bad that any food I could bear to eat was passing through completely undigested. Everything was as identifiable on the way out as it was on the way in, and I'm not exaggerating.
 

The Cowboy said:
When I got gastroenteritis (on my wedding day!) It was so bad that any food I could bear to eat was passing through completely undigested. Everything was as identifiable on the way out as it was on the way in, and I'm not exaggerating.
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sounds grim, i'll keep an eye on it myself but doubt it was what i first thought. Just a random panic about it lol haven't ate any suspicious meat recently.
 

having a shower when it suddenly goes all napalm on you, scolding your face just as your lathering it up, then the 10 seconds of ice cold water that follows.... arrrrghhhhh!

normally happens when someone runs a tap or flushes a toilet. i have been known to do this on purpose *shifty look*
 

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