minor things that make you fume

[BlueIsTheColour]

we had a pidgeon fly straight in to our patio doors at full on warp speed, and we watched it die right there and then.....

then we see a buzzard, yes a buzzard come in and land right next to it, it was obv from then that the buzzard had been after it and caused the pidgeon to panic fly in our patio doors.

i watched as it took most the afternoon to eat everylast morsel of the poor old pidgeon. all that was left was feathers and that was it. the buzzard was huge

a few years ago in sharm el sheikh at breakfast in the hotel there was a sparrow stood on the floor. I love animals and guessed he was looking for crumbs so I threw him a little bit of bread...frightened the life out of the poor little critter and he took off at full speed straight into the closed window...got up a bit dazed and launched himself again into a different window and fell down on the floor and died. I felt so bad... altho its kinda funny now too...stupid bird!

 

[The Cowboy]

there is a reason lol wiping my arse before, got either a see through tape worm, or a piece of lettuce or onion. Googling it it seems tape worms aren't see through so makes me think it was lettuce or something.

When I got gastroenteritis (on my wedding day!) It was so bad that any food I could bear to eat was passing through completely undigested. Everything was as identifiable on the way out as it was on the way in, and I'm not exaggerating.

 

[Ashtonian]

That's cos you're so mainstream, man. The cool kids

That's Memphis Depay, mate.

no it was Alli, read the interview thing with him and he gave that reason, give me a minute i'll dig it out

(not that saying that will make any difference as i'm not talking to you in real time lol )

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...rsonal-reason-for-tottenham-shirt-name-change

it was his mum, not dad.

 

[tommye]

Mods......

 

[tommye]

no it was Alli, read the interview thing with him and he gave that reason, give me a minute i'll dig it out

(not that saying that will make any difference as i'm not talking to you in real time lol )

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...rsonal-reason-for-tottenham-shirt-name-change

it was his mum, not dad.

Pretentious little titwank (him not you)

 

[Ashtonian]

When I got gastroenteritis (on my wedding day!) It was so bad that any food I could bear to eat was passing through completely undigested. Everything was as identifiable on the way out as it was on the way in, and I'm not exaggerating.

sounds grim, i'll keep an eye on it myself but doubt it was what i first thought. Just a random panic about it lol haven't ate any suspicious meat recently.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Pretentious little titwank (him not you)

You do know he can't see if you've got your fingers crossed, mert?

 

[Yorkie]

That Toyota van advert on the radio that's just a poem. It's cringey and tells me nothing about the product.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People kicking off in the US because a 13 year old has been shot dead for pulling a BB gun out of his waistband in front of police. Police brutality blah blah blah.

Fk off. How can you defend that?

 

[COYBL25]

Yer.

Last year that I had my Mondeo, my insurance went up from £380 to £530 p.a. But it was still the cheapest for some reason.

'Terrorism' they said.

Must be the most used car by Jihad's for car bombs !

 

[efcforever]

Adults who behave like spoiled children when they don't get what they want. I really can't understand this behavior!

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Hearing a really stupid song on the radio and it being stuck in my head for the next three days

 

[summerisle]

Milk Tray is not what it is once was ; neither is Black Magic.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

having a shower when it suddenly goes all napalm on you, scolding your face just as your lathering it up, then the 10 seconds of ice cold water that follows.... arrrrghhhhh!

normally happens when someone runs a tap or flushes a toilet. i have been known to do this on purpose *shifty look*

 

[Baines' left foot]

My housemate who sings/hums twee little Irish songs at 9am on a Sunday.