minor things that make you fume

[Frank Gallagher]

Peole who double click things that only need a single click

my mar for one. then cant understand why the computer is so slow, trying to load the same eleventeen pages

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Car insurance renewals.

You have to play the same game every year.

Your renewal goes up, you find a cheaper quote, phone your existing company who normally " ring you back after having a word with the manager " and match the cheaper quote. Why not quote that price to start with, instead of all the messing round.

Yer.

Last year that I had my Mondeo, my insurance went up from £380 to £530 p.a. But it was still the cheapest for some reason.

'Terrorism' they said.

 

[tommye]

Change his name to Trevor jordache

I was thinking more of a Jimmy Saville/Peter Sutcliffe hybrid tbh...

 

[tommye]

Yer.

Last year that I had my Mondeo, my insurance went up from £380 to £530 p.a. But it was still the cheapest for some reason.

'Terrorism' they said.

been hanging round the mosque again Mr Hamza?

 

[Ashtonian]

the mother in law.

can friend of the family put their car on their driveway til wednesday as they are getting it scrapped?

-can't the kids play out there

you only have one kid? And it is only til wednesday

- It could get damaged with boys playing football, don't want to be responsable

they could put the windscreen in and it wouldn't matter, its getting scrapped!

- no, i don't want people smashing a car up on my driveway


FFS

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Yer.

Last year that I had my Mondeo, my insurance went up from £380 to £530 p.a. But it was still the cheapest for some reason.

'Terrorism' they said.

is the mondeo their prefered mode of transport?!

 

[l4toffee]

the mother in law.

can friend of the family put their car on their driveway til wednesday as they are getting it scrapped?

-can't the kids play out there

you only have one kid? And it is only til wednesday

- It could get damaged with boys playing football, don't want to be responsable

they could put the windscreen in and it wouldn't matter, its getting scrapped!

- no, i don't want people smashing a car up on my driveway


FFS

Show her your tapeworm

 

[Frank Gallagher]

the mother in law.

can friend of the family put their car on their driveway til wednesday as they are getting it scrapped?

-can't the kids play out there

you only have one kid? And it is only til wednesday

- It could get damaged with boys playing football, don't want to be responsable

they could put the windscreen in and it wouldn't matter, its getting scrapped!

- no, i don't want people smashing a car up on my driveway


FFS

dont be daft, park it there and let the kids practise the old hot wire trick, and test them on how long it takes to remove the sony, 'face off' stereo, then let them smash it in, will be good practise for when they are old enough to find cars themselves

 

[tommye]

dont be daft, park it there and let the kids practise the old hot wire trick, and test them on how long it takes to remove the sony, 'face off' stereo, then let them smash it in, will be good practise for when they are old enough to find cars themselves while skipping through the woods looking for imaginary cartoon characters

 

[Ashtonian]

Show her your tapeworm

i very probably don't have one

dont be daft, park it there and let the kids practise the old hot wire trick, and test them on how long it takes to remove the sony, 'face off' stereo, then let them smash it in, will be good practise for when they are old enough to find cars themselves

to be fair, it is in anfield lol

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

been hanging round the mosque again Mr Hamza?

Absolutely not. I'm more ham sandwich than hamza.

Although when that one from liverpool drove the 4x4 into glasgow airport foyer and the plod were on high alert in the south end, I got pulled twice in two days at the entrance to Smithdown rd cemo for a car search when on me way home from jag. Wasn't long before me insurance was up for renewal; probly had summit to do with it, I reckon


Same plod as the first day gave me a producer the 2nd time because I told him in no uncertain terms that I wasn't happy...Anywho, went to the local plod shop (almost puce in the face with rage, because the knobend had put 'scruffy' on the 'appearance' box on the search slip) with the car docs....Gave the bint a the desk a piece of my mind - until she casually held up the MOT....I'd brought the fail instead of the pass.

'Sheepish' doesn't do my following demeanour any justice

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

is the mondeo their prefered mode of transport?!

Dunno, thought they preferred toyota hilux pickups, innit?

 

[Baines' left foot]

If I was there, I'd be saying

TRY GETTING SOME WORK DONE INSTEAD OF FILLING YER FACE, YA LAZY, BONE IDLE MOFO

*And giz one of them tofu, spinach & goat's cheese wraps ya big poncey get, I'm starvin'

I work as hard as anyone in this office. Future director, me.

 

[The Cowboy]

It's pretty ridiculous. I can't remember a time where I've not had a phone and a computer at the ready to purchase gig tickets in a mad rush.

That's cos you're so mainstream, man. The cool kids

Ali is his slave name mate, he wishes not be known as it.

lol

Actual reason is along those lines. Something about it being his dads name or something and the way he was brought up with a different family member/name means he does not associate with that name as much as he does with his first name.

That's Memphis Depay, mate.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Waiting for deliveries