minor things that make you fume

[Ashtonian]

Footballers having their first name on their shirt, particularly when English players do it. Something about that just really irks me. Alli is the latest one, why have "Dele" when you had no problem having "Alli" last season you utter toad? And Ravel Morrison having "Ravel". Why? Who even are you? Do you think this makes you more iconic and recognisable or something? Jagielka should request to have "Phil" on his shirt next season, that'd actually make me laugh loads. See what society thinks to that.

Ali is his slave name mate, he wishes not be known as it.

lol

Actual reason is along those lines. Something about it being his dads name or something and the way he was brought up with a different family member/name means he does not associate with that name as much as he does with his first name.

 

[MikeH72]

Ali is his slave name mate, he wishes not be known as it.

lol

Actual reason is along those lines. Something about it being his dads name or something and the way he was brought up with a different family member/name means he does not associate with that name as much as he does with his first name.

But then why did he have Alli on his back last season?

 

[Ashtonian]

But then why did he have Alli on his back last season?

who knows mate. He has finally hit the big time now so got to be the big time charlie down there. making a big deal about his name is what they do right?

 

[Lune1878]

Them scruffs who ride those scooters/mopeds. How loud are they at 4 in the morning?!

 

[Huyton Layne]

Seems every couch I look to buy has the cushions sown in so you can't turn them over or move them about

That's absolutely ridiculous. So you can have saggy cushions after a few months and have no chance of hiding a stain. You've got to wonder what the designers/companies are thinking. Are they hoping to shorten the life of furniture?

 

[degsy]

That's absolutely ridiculous. So you can have saggy cushions after a few months and have no chance of hiding a stain. You've got to wonder what the designers/companies are thinking. Are they hoping to shorten the life of furniture?

my thoughts exactly, then charge you for 'Scotch guard' as well

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Every time someone new starts in my office and they see what I'm eating:

"Do you eat that all in a day?"

*sighs*

"Yes, I do"

* person sees me eating *

"Hahaha, eating again are we?"

*sighs*

"Haha, yeah mate"

If I was there, I'd be saying

TRY GETTING SOME WORK DONE INSTEAD OF FILLING YER FACE, YA LAZY, BONE IDLE MOFO

*And giz one of them tofu, spinach & goat's cheese wraps ya big poncey get, I'm starvin'

 

[Ashtonian]

is it possible to eat digest and then excrete a full piece of onion or lettuce?

 

[COYBL25]

Car insurance renewals.

You have to play the same game every year.

Your renewal goes up, you find a cheaper quote, phone your existing company who normally " ring you back after having a word with the manager " and match the cheaper quote. Why not quote that price to start with, instead of all the messing round.

 

[l4toffee]

is it possible to eat digest and then excrete a full piece of onion or lettuce?

You truly are an odd bod

 

[COYBL25]

is it possible to eat digest and then excrete a full piece of onion or lettuce?

I love you Ash, don't ever change x

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Them scruffs who ride those scooters/mopeds. How loud are they at 4 in the morning?!

i always thought there were noise limits on MOT's.. them scooters and 4 stroke peds are absolutely riduculous. i have a roundabout outside my gaff and they power round it at 4am thinking they are valentino rossi. their bikes couldnt be any different, one does 25 mph the other does 225mph!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

You truly are an odd bod

sweetcorn fo shizzle

 

[tommye]

is it possible to eat digest and then excrete a full piece of onion or lettuce?

freak

 

[Ashtonian]

You truly are an odd bod

freak

there is a reason lol wiping my arse before, got either a see through tape worm, or a piece of lettuce or onion. Googling it it seems tape worms aren't see through so makes me think it was lettuce or something.