minor things that make you fume

[Ashtonian]

Gig tickets selling out within 1 minute but then being on second hand ticketing sites 2 minutes later for a 150% mark up.

If anyone managed to get Bon Iver tickets I am supremely jealous.

i haven't been to gigs for a long time but is that how bad they are these days? Wanted to go to a show next year but most of the tickets are sold out, can see why now.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Every time someone new starts in my office and they see what I'm eating:

"Do you eat that all in a day?"

*sighs*

"Yes, I do"

* person sees me eating *

"Hahaha, eating again are we?"

*sighs*

"Haha, yeah mate"

 

[Lune1878]

was that what it was? I looked it up and it could be core/water rot, collegue said an insect might have got inside it at some point.

literally took two bites and the second uncovered the brown stuff so i spat it all over the desk haha

It was'nt just bruised was it mate? I find this, usually due to me accidently banging the shopping bags about.

 

[Ashtonian]

It was'nt just bruised was it mate? I find this, usually due to me accidently banging the shopping bags about.

no it was a different texture to said apple, and lumped, like the minute i bit the actual apple away, it was rounded off instantly. Like a fruit within aq fruit, which was brown and soft and definitely not good to eat.

if someone can tell me how to upload a pic from a computer then i have a pic of it

 

[cronullasharks]

People who drive cars with bodykit and / or loud exhausts thinking they're the dogs boll0cks.

Personalized registration plates too. Ego-maniacs

And music pumping with all 4 windows down. Absolute tits

 

[Maxwell]

I heard that alcohol causes the muscles to relax, hence beer bellies are where the stomach muscles simply cannot hold in the stomach due to being so relaxed. Might be rubbish though.

In the long term maybe, but that wouldn't be the case for young, hench lads like myself of BLF.

 

[Maxwell]

i haven't been to gigs for a long time but is that how bad they are these days? Wanted to go to a show next year but most of the tickets are sold out, can see why now.

It's pretty ridiculous. I can't remember a time where I've not had a phone and a computer at the ready to purchase gig tickets in a mad rush.

 

[YellowSweat]

People using "brought" instead of "bought"

 

[degsy]

Seems every couch I look to buy has the cushions sown in so you can't turn them over or move them about

 

[tommye]

Footballers having their first name on their shirt, particularly when English players do it. Something about that just really irks me. Alli is the latest one, why have "Dele" when you had no problem having "Alli" last season you utter toad? And Ravel Morrison having "Ravel". Why? Who even are you? Do you think this makes you more iconic and recognisable or something? Jagielka should request to have "Phil" on his shirt next season, that'd actually make me laugh loads. See what society thinks to that.

*waits for Hulk to just have 'The' on his shirt

 

[tommye]

Still got my abs m8. Just.

Koff fatwhack

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

People who queue for hours/days for the latest iPhone. I just don't get it

It does not even have a plug-in for headphones. Get out of here with that ish, Apple.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

And music pumping with all 4 windows down. Absolute tits

There's some stupid arl get - must be in his 70's at least - parks up in the pick up point at the Morrison's in New Brighton, in his cacky owld vauxhall zafira, blaring out elvis & all sorts hillbilly 50's rock, all the windows down, looking (and acting) like a right twunt.

What makes him think I, or the other people around, appreciate that appalling shabbite being played so loud that the speakers can't cope and sounds distorted?

Go on, GTF you silly arl bleeder.

 

[carlos21]

It's pretty ridiculous. I can't remember a time where I've not had a phone and a computer at the ready to purchase gig tickets in a mad rush.

Alright max.

 

[l4toffee]

Old people using self checkout.

Please. Stop.

Should of stopped at old people