minor things that make you fume

[Tree13]

People who queue for hours/days for the latest iPhone. I just don't get it

I wish i knew someone who wanted one that badly. I read an article the other day about people renting themselves out for money to hold a spot in the queue for iPhone fanatics. I have a week free at the moment and I'd happily sit outside an apple store for a couple of days reading some books, just to hold a spot in the queue for someone else who was mad enough to pay me to do so.

 

[cronullasharks]

I wish i knew someone who wanted one that badly. I read an article the other day about people renting themselves out for money to hold a spot in the queue for iPhone fanatics. I have a week free at the moment and I'd happily sit outside an apple store for a couple of days reading some books, just to hold a spot in the queue for someone else who was mad enough to pay me to do so.

How can people be so fanatical about a phone ? It's not like each new one does anything much more than the last model.

 

[Tree13]

How can people be so fanatical about a phone ? It's not like each new one does anything much more than the last model.

God only knows mate. Why they don't just wait a few months for it to drop in price is completely beyond me.

 

[cronullasharks]

God only knows mate. Why they don't just wait a few months for it to drop in price is completely beyond me.

What a time to be alive

 

[Frank Gallagher]

people who drive at 5mph slower than the actual speed limit, on open roads and thro town centres. 30 mph is slow enough, 25mph is completly ridiculous. normally old folk in really really small cars

 

[mawders]

Hmmmm. Must be a regional thing? Down here all the Land Rover / Range Rover drivers are courteous and sensible, so I wouldn't say ALL 4x4 drivers... BMW and Audi drivers, on the other hand, should all be dragged from their cars and bludgeoned to death at the roadside before being fed to dogs. Primarily because they all drive like they're wearing blindfolds.

People who drive cars with bodykit and / or loud exhausts thinking they're the dogs boll0cks.

Personalized registration plates too. Ego-maniacs

 

[Tree13]

people who drive at 5mph slower than the actual speed limit, on open roads and thro town centres. 30 mph is slow enough, 25mph is completly ridiculous. normally old folk in really really small cars

Yup. Invariably they are the same ones who, when they venture on to a motorway, sit stubbornly in the middle lane doing 56mph and create miles of traffic jams.

 

[Ashtonian]

bought my fruit this morning. started to eat the apple, it was all brown and soft inside! no idea what the cause was, was like its own thing inside the apple.

Went back and got them to swap it over for me

 

[Frank Gallagher]

bought my fruit this morning. started to eat the apple, it was all brown and soft inside! no idea what the cause was, was like its own thing inside the apple.

Went back and got them to swap it over for me

the first one had a maggot in it someone....

errrrggh

 

[Maxwell]

Gig tickets selling out within 1 minute but then being on second hand ticketing sites 2 minutes later for a 150% mark up.

If anyone managed to get Bon Iver tickets I am supremely jealous.

 

[B17BLG]

When you go to a public bog for a poo and they put in little tissues as bog roll. I want long muddafecking piece of bog roll wipe my ass

 

[Lune1878]

Yup. Invariably they are the same ones who, when they venture on to a motorway, sit stubbornly in the middle lane doing 56mph and create miles of traffic jams.

Middle lane hoggers, nightmare. and them who sit in the far right/overtaking lane only doing 70, speed up or move over!

 

[The Cowboy]

Odd that, the booze dehydrates your body so you should be looking like you've been doing sit ups all your life.

I heard that alcohol causes the muscles to relax, hence beer bellies are where the stomach muscles simply cannot hold in the stomach due to being so relaxed. Might be rubbish though.

 

[Ashtonian]

the first one had a maggot in it someone....

errrrggh

was that what it was? I looked it up and it could be core/water rot, collegue said an insect might have got inside it at some point.

literally took two bites and the second uncovered the brown stuff so i spat it all over the desk haha

 

[Baines' left foot]

Gig tickets selling out within 1 minute but then being on second hand ticketing sites 2 minutes later for a 150% mark up.

If anyone managed to get Bon Iver tickets I am supremely jealous.

It's why the likes of Four Tet should be praised for putting tickets through Dice as they are non Transferable. The whole ticket touting thing is a joke.

Middle lane hoggers, nightmare. and them who sit in the far right/overtaking lane only doing 70, speed up or move over!

Middle lane hoggers don't even bother me anymore, it's the right lane hoggers doing less than the speed limit which makes me incandescent with rage.