minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

Good shout. Whenever I have a night on the beer the next day I look like I've never done a sit up in my life.

And also your body craves junk food when you're hung over so you end up eating crap the day after too

 

[Kylito]

Old people using self checkout.

Please. Stop.

 

[Gladystweet]

Pigeons that fly into your kitchen and act like they own the place.

It happened this morning , but no pics sadly.

Had something very similar happen to me...but a magpie. Big sod, and it was trapped in the kitchen blinds. Missus was screaming so I had to come to the rescue. I threw a tea towel over it to calm it down while I grabbed it and it proper battered me. Pretty sure at one point it pulled a knife on me.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Had something very similar happen to me...but a magpie. Big sod, and it was trapped in the kitchen blinds. Missus was screaming so I had to come to the rescue. I threw a tea towel over it to calm it down while I grabbed it and it proper battered me. Pretty sure at one point it pulled a knife on me.

you do mean the magpie and not the wife?lol

 

[Gladystweet]

you do mean the magpie and not the wife?lol

Need a beach towel to cover her.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Odd that, the booze dehydrates your body so you should be looking like you've been doing sit ups all your life.

And also your body craves junk food when you're hung over so you end up eating crap the day after too

Probably a combination of both.

Beer has a lot of calories in though. Normally if I'm drinking a lot I'll try and drink vodka, lime & soda as it's quite light compared to most other drinks.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Had something very similar happen to me...but a magpie. Big sod, and it was trapped in the kitchen blinds. Missus was screaming so I had to come to the rescue. I threw a tea towel over it to calm it down while I grabbed it and it proper battered me. Pretty sure at one point it pulled a knife on me.

we had a pidgeon fly straight in to our patio doors at full on warp speed, and we watched it die right there and then.....

then we see a buzzard, yes a buzzard come in and land right next to it, it was obv from then that the buzzard had been after it and caused the pidgeon to panic fly in our patio doors.

i watched as it took most the afternoon to eat everylast morsel of the poor old pidgeon. all that was left was feathers and that was it. the buzzard was huge

 

[Gladystweet]

we had a pidgeon fly straight in to our patio doors at full on warp speed, and we watched it die right there and then.....

then we see a buzzard, yes a buzzard come in and land right next to it, it was obv from then that the buzzard had been after it and caused the pidgeon to panic fly in our patio doors.

i watched as it took most the afternoon to eat everylast morsel of the poor old pidgeon. all that was left was feathers and that was it. the buzzard was huge

Amazing. They're one mean, huge bird...but awesome.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Amazing. They're one mean, huge bird...but awesome.

will probably never see that happen ever again i suspect. was truly awesome watching it to be honest

 

[Gladystweet]

will probably never see that happen ever again i suspect. was truly awesome watching it to be honest

Saw a sparrow hawk chase a sparrow into the bushes in me ma's garden once. Loads of squawking then the hawk emerged from the bushes with its lifeless body in its claws and flew off.
Glad to see loads of buzzards in the skies these days, they were persecuted to near extinction but are doing really well now.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Probably a combination of both.

Beer has a lot of calories in though. Normally if I'm drinking a lot I'll try and drink vodka, lime & soda as it's quite light compared to most other drinks.

Odd you should mention this less than a week after i learn that its the healthiest drink to have, rather enjoyed it and im guessing the soda water keeps you hydrated too. Big weekend of drinking this so good a time as any to put it to the test.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Odd you should mention this less than a week after i learn that its the healthiest drink to have, rather enjoyed it and im guessing the soda water keeps you hydrated too. Big weekend of drinking this so good a time as any to put it to the test.

That's good to know! I'm a bit sick of it now to be honest but hopefully this will inspire me to power through.

Does it specify fresh limes or lime cordial? I would have thought it would be fresh limes.

 

[Tree13]

4 x 4 drivers full stop, knobs !!

Hmmmm. Must be a regional thing? Down here all the Land Rover / Range Rover drivers are courteous and sensible, so I wouldn't say ALL 4x4 drivers... BMW and Audi drivers, on the other hand, should all be dragged from their cars and bludgeoned to death at the roadside before being fed to dogs. Primarily because they all drive like they're wearing blindfolds.

 

[Tree13]

People who drive massive 4 x 4's and cars, but can't judge how big they are in tight spaces, leading to them stopping all the time when passing double parked cars. You're usually behind them when in a rush.

If you can't drive the thing, just get a smaller car.

People who drive smaller cars but are equally incapable of judging the space available. Typically found in panicked paralysis when faced with a gap they have just watched a bus or lorry drive through.

 

[cronullasharks]

People who queue for hours/days for the latest iPhone. I just don't get it