minor things that make you fume

GwladysBlue · October 20, 2016

LEONARD said:
Never knew a crust being referred to as heel. Maybe it's one of those weird colloquialisms from somewhere.

I lived in Barnsley for a couple of years, and they called chocolate 'spice'.

Mate of mine from Rochdale calls a barm cake a muffin.

COYBL25 · October 20, 2016

LEONARD said:
Those 'inserts' that they stick in newspapers.

You open up the Guardian on the bus-train, and a plethora of stuff just falls to the floor.

A total and utter waste of paper.

Lune1878 · October 20, 2016

Think i'm getting joggers nipple. Just got back from a run and its sore. Probably gonna have to start putting tape on it before a run now - ffs!

GwladysBlue · October 20, 2016

Rehearsed dancing goal celebrations.

Particularly the ones like Pogba and Lingard did tonight and Sturridge usually does.

The Cowboy · October 20, 2016

verreauxi said:
Going to make a sandwich and finding that the end-piece (heel) is one of two pieces left from the loaf.

When you open a loaf to find there's a massive bubble inside and every piece is split in two. My mum used to call it 'handbag bread' as every piece would be split below the crust, resembling a handbag.

AdamEFC · October 20, 2016

bignev23 said:
Ordering fast food then at the drive through being given most of your order and then being told to wait in a bay and the rest will be brought over to you.

10 mins later it turns up and the rest of your food is now stone cold by time you get home. Gimps.

Next time don't take any food off them and say you want it all together.

artetas sock · October 20, 2016

COYBL25 said:
You need to cool it on the roids mate x

Hemma roids?

artetas sock · October 20, 2016

COYBL25 said:
What would they do in Heswall mate ?

Pistols at dawn on the Heath or a duel to the death on the Wirral Way ?

Handbags at dawn!

Whistlin' Dixie · October 21, 2016

Chattin' a loada bollox of about 1000 words...and not posting it because you've gone completely into one and mad no sense whatsoever, even though it was dead intellectual, mert - honest.

Who'd be me - In the film about me?

Whistlin' Dixie · October 21, 2016

Nosebleed.

verreauxi · October 21, 2016

LEONARD said:
Never knew a crust being referred to as heel. Maybe it's one of those weird colloquialisms from somewhere.

I didn't know what it was called either, so I googled it, and it was referred to as a "heel" (?)

Huyton Layne · October 21, 2016

Lune1878 said:
Think i'm getting joggers nipple. Just got back from a run and its sore. Probably gonna have to start putting tape on it before a run now - ffs!

Horrible. Used to get bad nipple rip from certain footy shirts. Put plasters over and ended up ripping out chest hairs. Dark days.

The Cowboy · October 21, 2016

Layne said:
Horrible. Used to get bad nipple rip from certain footy shirts. Put plasters over and ended up ripping out chest hairs. Dark days.

Vaseline is your friend here.

AdamEFC · October 21, 2016

Been off work the last two days sick but decided to come in today because Friday is normally a pretty easy day. But everyone else who sits with me has booked the day off apart from the office helmet who I just can't be bothered speaking to. FFS

AdamEFC · October 21, 2016

To make it even worse someone has adjusted the height of my seat whilst I was off and I can't get it back to the way I like it. Should have just stayed off.