minor things that make you fume

[Kurt.]

Knocked the teapot on to the floor. Tea leaves, broken crockery and tea all over the place.

Mrs K took a coffee up to bed with her the other night to watch a film, when I went to bed she had turned the lights off but left her half full coffee cup on the bannister at the top f the stairs, my hand caught it and knocked it flying..... coffee all over the walls in the hallway... spent first 2 days of my week off redecorating the hall.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

(The shape of) phil nevile's head, his voice, and everything else about the total gabshoite.

 

[kev]

Knocked the teapot on to the floor. Tea leaves, broken crockery and tea all over the place.

Wow!
These things still exist?

 

[Huyton Layne]

Groundspeople of the footy complex where my weekly game is deciding to just randomly replace chunks of astroturf, so you've got this ridiculous patchwork of new and old, at different levels. An ankle-break just waiting to happen.

Bloody hell. I've experienced a pitch where they changed a big section because of wear and that was a wonderful trip hazard across the width of the pitch.

 

[paultheblue]

Bruno Mars. I hate him. HATE HIM. He's absolutely everything that is wrong with the music industry in one handy package. I cannot stand his songs, each and every one of them a total rip-off of someone better than him, can't even come up with his own look, which is essentially a 2nd rate Jacko tribute act.

His latest scrap ditty is just a chart-friendly pre-watershed version of Kendrick Lamar.

I simply hate him.

Well thats your Christmas present sorted

 

[Huyton Layne]

Decorative towels. Ok embroider a towel but choose a bloody absorbent towel. Every single on that appears in my house during the course of the year are pitiful for drying your hands.

 

[The Cowboy]

Well thats your Christmas present sorted

What, you're going to take out Bruno Mars for me?! That would be the best present ever!

 

[rascal]

Leg / Muscle Cramp.

 

[silent bob]

Utter Cocks walking round ASDA in shorts and flip flops like it's the middle of summer.

 

[COYBL25]

(The shape of) phil nevile's head, his voice, and everything else about the total gabshoite.

His streaked hair is the one that really does it for me. It just exaggerates his pointy face even more and makes him look utterly ridiculous

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

His streaked hair is the one that really does it for me. It just exaggerates his pointy face even more and makes him look utterly ridiculous

Everything does it for me.

Everything. He has no redeeming features whatsoever. I would happily let kopites yock on him. And then set fire to them and nevile.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Earphones that always slip out of your ears if you attempt to move a millimetre.

 

[Abraders]

Earphones that always slip out of your ears if you attempt to move a millimetre.

Gave up on earphones for this reason tbh

 

[Abraders]

When I go to play some xbox and realise I never charged up my pad.

 

[Kurt.]

People who say 'bommy'