minor things that make you fume

[Eggs]

...Mrs Eggs unable to buy my Saturday kippers in the Asda. I have proper kippers every Saturday morning but they haven't had them the last few weeks. Scandalous.

 

[efcforever]

When someone finds a video on the internet that they think is funny and they INSIST that you watch it.

 

[Seathestars]

There's a family that live by us, whose arl man owns a fleet of ice cream vans. He has a brand new Ferrari every two years, his lad drives a 911 Porche and they live in a detached house worth well over a mil. They also have over a hundred houses that they rent out on the back of the money from the ice cream business. I wouldn't feel sorry for him if I was you !

I wonder if he's into dogging or is his love life vanilla

 

[Seathestars]

When someone finds a video on the internet that they think is funny and they INSIST that you watch it.

I know right, especially if it goes on for like 5 minutes or so and you're just not interested.

 

[efcforever]

I know right, especially if it goes on for like 5 minutes or so and you're just not interested.

Yes exactly! It always happen when you're busy doing something or just want some peace. They always insist that it's about to get funny. I always just do a fake laugh so that they'll leave me alone.

 

[COYBL25]

...Mrs Eggs unable to buy my Saturday kippers in the Asda. I have proper kippers every Saturday morning but they haven't had them the last few weeks. Scandalous.

Proper kippers are superb, even if they are a bit whiffy !.

Best I've ever had, where from a tiny little place in Whitby. Smoked the day before, it was like heaven on your tongue.
Bought a rack of them home with me, much to the missus disgust - " your not keeping them in the house " ( kept them in the shed )

 

[Huyton Layne]

Freezing cold toilet seats. It sits about 2 1/2ft from the heat vent but is like ice. Can they just make a seat that holds a lukewarm temperature? Cold is horrible to sit on and warm is weird like you're absorbing someone else bum warmth.

 

[Ashtonian]

Scummy media again. this does involve the scum paper but a reflection of it in this country as a whole as I read about it external to thst.

Story about Wayne bridges ex may be coming out and giving interviews as she was not made aware he was going on the show and he hasn't said anything as of yet.

So the women who cheated on him years ago was not informed that her now happily married ex was going on TV? seriously?

And to the point that the media are throwing money at her to get an interview from her about it all which will be bias clearly and only look to harm his reputation somehow.

Horrible horrible Scummy media.

 

[LEONARD]

You bring in a workie to fix a couple of dripping taps, and he doe's that dreaded sucking in breadth sound.

'Sorry mate but the Japonica drive has become detached from the flange sproget'.

'I'll have to knock through that wall, and rip out all the existing pipework, you're looking at 3 grand'

 

[GwladysBlue]

Trying to stream a movie online and the site says you need to create a free account. No thanks.

 

[Wat Tyler]

People being selfish over tiny things, like not holding the door open for you, or not moving out the way when they see you coming, or rushing onto the bus as soon as it comes, ignoring the fact you might have been there first.

 

[JonS]

Freezing cold toilet seats. It sits about 2 1/2ft from the heat vent but is like ice. Can they just make a seat that holds a lukewarm temperature? Cold is horrible to sit on and warm is weird like you're absorbing someone else bum warmth.

As a student in the early 80's in one of the coldest winters on record, we had a toilet in the attic where the actual water in the toilet bowl (not the water in the pipes) froze over and stayed frozen for several days.
In other words the room itself was below 0 degrees in temperature!

Now (in true 4 Yorkshiremen fashion) that was suffering (though it gave us an excuse to drink in the pub twice a day to use their toilet)!

 

[Yorkie]

Proper kippers are superb, even if they are a bit whiffy !.

Best I've ever had, where from a tiny little place in Whitby. Smoked the day before, it was like heaven on your tongue.
Bought a rack of them home with me, much to the missus disgust - " your not keeping them in the house " ( kept them in the shed )

Remember a school trip to Whitby where they took us to the same place (slightly up the hill towards the abbey?)

 

[COYBL25]

Remember a school trip to Whitby where they took us to the same place (slightly up the hill towards the abbey?)

That's the one, just up from the Magpie cafe

 

[COYBL25]

Scummy media again. this does involve the scum paper but a reflection of it in this country as a whole as I read about it external to thst.

Story about Wayne bridges ex may be coming out and giving interviews as she was not made aware he was going on the show and he hasn't said anything as of yet.

So the women who cheated on him years ago was not informed that her now happily married ex was going on TV? seriously?

And to the point that the media are throwing money at her to get an interview from her about it all which will be bias clearly and only look to harm his reputation somehow.

Horrible horrible Scummy media.

Anyone who goes on " I'm not a celebrity " deserves everything they get and more Ash. He deserves it x