minor things that make you fume

[The Cowboy]

Nah you're definitely in the right. You got to earn the title of grandpa, not just be an old fella who happens to be porking someone with grandkids.

Earn? Not that my kids will ever have to face this scenario, but you have your grandparents, and you have folk your grandparents marry if they divorce or die. But they'll never be grandparents too!

 

[tommye]

Call out week. Yay.

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

People who drive round with only their fog lights or sidelights on in the dark.

Yesterday I had someone with both the foglights and sidelights on, but not the headlights...

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Phoning a company(DWP) telling the automated service what department you want, being put on hold for an eternity only to be told once your through that you've come through to the wrong department and that they'll transfer you, only to be put on hold for an eternity ( I'm on hold as I type). ffs I've just been cut off. We go again

 

[The Cowboy]

Phoning a company(DWP) telling the automated service what department you want, being put on hold for an eternity only to be told once your through that you've come through to the wrong department and that they'll transfer you, only to be put on hold for an eternity ( I'm on hold as I type). ffs I've just been cut off. We go again

My mate used to work for a telecoms company who installed the automated routing systems, and particularly in public sector establishments. So any time I needed to call HMRC, I'd ask him and he'd give me the dedicated number for my specific department, bypassing all that jazz. A very valuable friend to have!

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Back on to the DWP up to now 40 mins in total waiting I expect to be cut off any minute. keep you up dated.

 

[The Cowboy]

Back on to the DWP up to now 40 mins in total waiting I expect to be cut off any minute. keep you up dated.

Oooh, a pretender to Ash's throne!

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Oooh, a pretender to Ash's throne!

Not sure if that's a compliment or not

 

[Ashtonian]

bath is leaking ffs.

Another job for the landlord to do.

 

[Armel]

bath is leaking ffs.

Another job for the landlord to do.

Assuming that you only used the bad for it's legitimate purpose and you've done maintenance I suspect.

 

[silent bob]

Why does Jim White on TalkSport say the words "This is Jim White on TalkSport" every five minutes.

 

[Gladystweet]

Why does Jim White on TalkSport say the words "This is Jim White on TalkSport" every five minutes.

It's in case you forget who it is, or what a tit he is.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It's in case you forget who it is, or what a tit he is.

That's Farhaud's mate you're talking about there our kid.

 

[Gladystweet]

That's Farhaud's mate you're talking about there our kid.

Is it? He's never mentioned it...

 

[carlos21]

Is it? He's never mentioned it...

Hi lad