minor things that make you fume

[The Cowboy]

Not strictly a fume, but I was cycling home last night and a bug flew into my ear. Like, right into my ear canal. It was disgusting. It must've only been tiny but it was flapping about against my eardrum, and no amount of finger-wiggling would remove it.

Had to cycle all the way home with it in there, then drowned it in Olive Oil. Still haven't been able to remove the carcass properly.

Grim.

 

[COYBL25]

Girlfriend's mates constantly want her to drag me out to every bleeding thing they do. They're your mates love, why do I have to go?

Why do women feel the need to drag their fellas out to be social with their mates fellas. Given the freedom of choice I'm sure both of us lads would find things we'd rather be doing or we'd have been meeting up on our own anyway.

Then when you get there, you get accused of not wanting to be there and not liking their mates !

 

[WA Toffee]

What does this even mean?

Must be an Australian thing, made perfect sense to me

 

[Armel]

Not strictly a fume, but I was cycling home last night and a bug flew into my ear. Like, right into my ear canal. It was disgusting. It must've only been tiny but it was flapping about against my eardrum, and no amount of finger-wiggling would remove it.

Had to cycle all the way home with it in there, then drowned it in Olive Oil. Still haven't been able to remove the carcass properly.

Grim.

Spray something like Otodol in there. Normally problem solved.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Feeling that I might have to find the effort to go out and vote for some other clown tonight as I don't want to be ruled by a sinn fein majority....

 

[The Cowboy]

Then when you get there, you get accused of not wanting to be there and not liking their mates !

With the exception of one good bloke, I get on loads better with my wife's friends than I do with their spouses. Always such an effort to draw out a conversation.

It helps that all her friends are bare milfs too.

 

[COYBL25]

With the exception of one good bloke, I get on loads better with my wife's friends than I do with their spouses. Always such an effort to draw out a conversation.

It helps that all her friends are bare milfs too.

I dread these occasions, as my missus gets smashed, wants to dance to Chesney Hawkes, Abba etc and generally talks absolute bollox from then on in. Quite a few times, I've snook out with a few of the other fellas and found a pub nearby that has sport on and she hasn't even noticed that I've been gone

 

[LEONARD]

Life long Tories, who are discovered to have £336,000 stuffed under the mattress ( to avoid paying tax 'allegedly')
and today they are knighted at the Palace.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

TV programmes that have 'celebrity' or 'star' in their title, then a load of no marks from TOWIE or one of the other reality crap shows come on.

 

[ToffeeTim]

A landslide vote for Sinn Fein on an anti corruption ticket. The party who caused more money and heartache than any other in the civilised world.

I despair...

 

[coollino]

Don't think I'm ever going to get over my dislike of the new person at work, never disliked someone so much so quickly.

It's the only interview I didn't attend too.

 

[Toast]

Ed Sheeran moaning in the press today about having to hide from his fame for 4 months. Didnt leave his house.

Now, live, opens the one show on bbc1 with an interview after.

Got an album out.

Bell.

Ginger bell.

 

[Paul w]

Wtf is going on in Rod Stewarts mind to think what he done was funny or a good idea.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Life long Tories, who are discovered to have £336,000 stuffed under the mattress ( to avoid paying tax 'allegedly')
and today they are knighted at Brighton

Fixed

 

[The Cowboy]

Eddie Redmayne. I just can't abide this chap.