minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

At a time of rife redundancies, my manager put 'review' in my diary about 30 mins before I was going on my two week holiday. I spent the entire 2nd week cacking myself at the impending sacking, only to return and be told 'yeah, I can't make that meeting, here's your annual review summary, let me know if you've any questions' and life carried on as normal.

I'm on a weeks holiday, I've deliberately left my mobile switched off and blocked works number from my home landline, as it was ringing regularly.
I will get loads of grief for this, but I needed a proper break from it.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

seeing my mate @Bungle being called an @Ewok

 

[The Cowboy]

I'm on a weeks holiday, I've deliberately left my mobile switched off and blocked works number from my home landline, as it was ringing regularly.
I will get loads of grief for this, but I needed a proper break from it.

There's a common policy in my industry that each year you must take a 14 day 'block leave', where you cannot log in or be contacted in any form. Let's them root out suspicious behaviours by looking for changes in system patterns etc.

Got mine coming up in April. Cannot wait.

 

[Toast]

There's a common policy in my industry that each year you must take a 14 day 'block leave', where you cannot log in or be contacted in any form. Let's them root out suspicious behaviours by looking for changes in system patterns etc.

Got mine coming up in April. Cannot wait.

Now that is a very good idea your company have right there btw.
But no way Unions would allow it for me as would effect when taking family holidays etc.

 

[LEONARD]

Commercial radio.

Robotic music,inane DJ's, and vacuous adverts.

 

[.....!]

Parking in child spaces with no child in the car. Yes you... old people, fat people, bone idle people, partially sighted people etcs etcs

 

[degsy]

Parking in child spaces with no child in the car. Yes you... old people, fat people, bone idle people, partially sighted people etcs etcs

Being both 'old' AND having 2 child seats in the back, I park everywhere EXCEPT blue ticket disabled spaces - sniff it.

 

[.....!]

Being both 'old' AND having 2 child seats in the back, I park everywhere EXCEPT blue ticket disabled spaces - sniff it.

Well may your (insert higher being here) strike you down.

 

[degsy]

Well may your (insert higher being here) strike you down.

no chance mate, she's the one who tells me were to park

 

[Toast]

Z Cars playing at a funeral and the vicar mentions it in his eulogy.
Says 'he must have been a fan of the 60's tv show'.

If anyone from Harry's family posts here, we were gutted.
We sat next to him for over 10 years in the lower bullens in case you wondered who some folk were.
RIP.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Some meff hacked me twitter and sent messages to the 600-odd people who follow me about discount Ray Bans.

 

[Bungle]

Some meff hacked me twitter and sent messages to the 600-odd people who follow me about discount Ray Bans.

How much for the pair?

 

[degsy]

Some meff hacked me twitter and sent messages to the 600-odd people who follow me about discount Ray Bans.

serves you right for being an attention ho and having 600 followers.

 

[chrismpw]

Parking in child spaces with no child in the car. Yes you... old people, fat people, bone idle people, partially sighted people etcs etcs

I used to work with someone who would park there. When confronted he'd pull out his wallet and show pictures of his children proving that he was a parent with children.

Speaking as a bloke who has chosen not to have these childrens of which you speak, but instead pay huge amounts of tax to support and educate them, I think that, after the disabled bays, the next nearest parking spots should be for tax paying childless people. There should also be a corsierge service, attending to their every whims and washing the car while it's unattended, paid for by the grateful public.

 

[Kenshin]

Leaving for work a little early to try and navigate traffic and finding yourself sat in your car 45 minutes too early ffs