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Minor things that make you happy

Popping into Lidl got some milk, join a queue with two peeps loading up a big shop. First fella says 'just that? Go in front mate'. So I step forward, and the cashier has scanned one item of the other person's shop. He says 'just milk? Come on then', cancels the woman's item, runs my milk through, and I'm outta there. Awesome!

The woman wasn't exactly chuffed that the cashier made the decision for her, but like I care!
 
The Cowboy said:
Popping into Lidl got some milk, join a queue with two peeps loading up a big shop. First fella says 'just that? Go in front mate'. So I step forward, and the cashier has scanned one item of the other person's shop. He says 'just milk? Come on then', cancels the woman's item, runs my milk through, and I'm outta there. Awesome!

The woman wasn't exactly chuffed that the cashier made the decision for her, but like I care!
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I did a big food shop in Aldi before and before the woman at the till scanned my items she said:

"Can you put all your food in the trolly first and then bag it up afterwards please"

"I can keep up, don't worry"

She didn't say anything but her piercing eyes said to me "Challenge accepted", as she proceeded to fire the items at me at light speed. Berries, broccoli, pasta and tuna everywhere. Sweating like Jimmy Saville in a paediatric ward, I just about kept up.

BLF 1 - 0 Aldi
 
Baines' left foot said:
I did a big food shop in Aldi before and before the woman at the till scanned my items she said:

"Can you put all your food in the trolly first and then bag it up afterwards please"

"I can keep up, don't worry"

She didn't say anything but her piercing eyes said to me "Challenge accepted", as she proceeded to fire the items at me at light speed. Berries, broccoli, pasta and tuna everywhere. Sweating like Jimmy Saville in a paediatric ward, I just about kept up.

BLF 1 - 0 Aldi
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I bet she shot a look to Agnieszka on the other till as if to say, this guy comes into MY house and thinks he can keep up. Forlorn looks everywhere afterwards I'm sure.
 
Baines' left foot said:
I did a big food shop in Aldi before and before the woman at the till scanned my items she said:

"Can you put all your food in the trolly first and then bag it up afterwards please"

"I can keep up, don't worry"

She didn't say anything but her piercing eyes said to me "Challenge accepted", as she proceeded to fire the items at me at light speed. Berries, broccoli, pasta and tuna everywhere. Sweating like Jimmy Saville in a paediatric ward, I just about kept up.

BLF 1 - 0 Aldi
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Aldi's checkout operators are on a time limt for scanning the shopping. Well done.;)
 
CahillsCornerFlag said:
I bet she shot a look to Agnieszka on the other till as if to say, this guy comes into MY house and thinks he can keep up. Forlorn looks everywhere afterwards I'm sure.
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summerisle said:
Aldi's checkout operators are on a time limt for scanning the shopping. Well done.;)
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I'm pretty sure as soon as I left she was dragged to the back of the shop and shot.
 

Back to work after 10 days off should be in the minor fume thread but then I can on here and find nearly 30 pages in the Liverpool Witch Hunt thread.

It can always be worse. You could always be one of them!
 

GlosBlue said:
Watching Razor Ruddock being forced into bankruptcy on Channel 5!
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Whilst this often makes you smirk, this only ever works in the favour of one person - the plaintiff. Just look at that utter waste of cells Kerry Katona, she's been bankrupt about 3 times I think, yet she still lives in a nicer gaff than I've got (she was on Through't Keyhole not long ago). I hate that cow.
 
The Cowboy said:
Whilst this often makes you smirk, this only ever works in the favour of one person - the plaintiff. Just look at that utter waste of cells Kerry Katona, she's been bankrupt about 3 times I think, yet she still lives in a nicer gaff than I've got (she was on Through't Keyhole not long ago). I hate that cow.
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True. It was disgusting how he had his cars on finance so they couldn't seize them to pay the debt. He owed about £3,000 in kennel bills and laughed in the owner's face when she told him to take the dog away. Scum.
 

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