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Morning cowboyPopping into Lidl got some milk, join a queue with two peeps loading up a big shop. First fella says 'just that? Go in front mate'. So I step forward, and the cashier has scanned one item of the other person's shop. He says 'just milk? Come on then', cancels the woman's item, runs my milk through, and I'm outta there. Awesome!
The woman wasn't exactly chuffed that the cashier made the decision for her, but like I care!
Groucho talking about T.S.Eliot (a fan of the Marx brother's ) at a homage evening for him at a theatre just after his death. ' I hardly knew anything about Mr. Eliot's works. I knew he had written the Wasteland which is the history of American television.'Just listening to a radio programme about when the Marx brother's visited England. The first time they came the evening audience, not enamoured at their act, started throwing pennies at them. They hurriedly left the stage, Groucho returned and said to the audience, 'It's been an expensive trip, would you mind throwing some silver ? '
Very nice mate.Just had some chocolate liqueurs.
Onto the RosesVery nice mate.
Sweet any left for me mate,Onto the Roses
Haven't opened all my Christmas presents yet, who knows ? Well I do actually, noSweet any left for me mate,
Okay mate Everton.Haven't opened all my Christmas presents yet, who knows ? Well I do actually, no
They're probably not going to last the day. I'm like a whale eating plankton when I have boxes of chocolates.Okay mate Everton.
No worries about that mate.They're probably not going to last the day. I'm like a whale eating plankton when I have boxes of chocolates.