Minor things that make you happy

[Baines' left foot]

Going in to Tesco which is always full of screaming b****** kids with my earphones in. Walking around feeling all smug as I see all the kids with their little contort faces looking at you, tears coming out of their little s*** eyes with their probably ear piercing screams, thinking "You can't get me today, you little whinging c***!".

 

[evertoniandy]

Going in to Tesco which is always full of screaming b****** kids with my earphones in. Walking around feeling all smug as I see all the kids with their little contort faces looking at you, tears coming out of their little s*** eyes with their probably ear piercing screams, thinking "You can't get me today, you little whinging c***!".

This but on a train. Spotify Premium is worth every penny knowing I don't have to hear anyone else's pish and little twerps bawling their bollocks off.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Going in to Tesco which is always full of screaming b****** kids with my earphones in. Walking around feeling all smug as I see all the kids with their little contort faces looking at you, tears coming out of their little s*** eyes with their probably ear piercing screams, thinking "You can't get me today, you little whinging c***!".

victor bleeeeding meldrew here! i totally agree with you tho!

 

[Cels]

Going for a nice longish drive at night, when the roads are relatively clear. Don't do it too often, but find it relaxing and clears the mind of the days crap.

 

[Maxwell]

Just been to Primrose Hill.

Delightful little place.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Scared the life out of my housemate before and their reaction was ace.

 

[roydo]

Finishing the Sunday Times crossword without cheating. (much)

 

[rascal]

My Amazon Kindle. Decided the time was nigh to spend £110 on what is nothing more than a platform to read a book, pleased I did. Though I've found the Library and Kindle Unlimited to be somewhat lacking in the books I want to read i.e. they didn't have any of the books I wanted to read.

My first book purchase though was 'The Martian' cracking read which gets you thinking more deeply about a mission to Mars.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People in work who moan about the smell of my brown rice, broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, baby corn, asparagus and tuna concoction i have 3 times a day, as they tuck in to their sandwiches etc...

Thems the smell of gains, boys. Thems the smell of f****** gains.

 

[RFUS]

People in work who moan about the smell of my brown rice, broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, baby corn, asparagus and tuna concoction i have 3 times a day, as they tuck in to their sandwiches etc...

Thems the smell of gains, boys. Thems the smell of f****** gains.

You bad, bad man.

 

[evertoniandy]

People in work who moan about the smell of my brown rice, broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, baby corn, asparagus and tuna concoction i have 3 times a day, as they tuck in to their sandwiches etc...

Thems the smell of gains, boys. Thems the smell of f****** gains.

Can you not be considerate of other workers and have chicken instead of tuna? Loads of Nigerian folk in work nuke fish in the microwave and it wreaks. Should be shot.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Can you not be considerate of other workers and have chicken instead of tuna? Loads of Nigerian folk in work nuke fish in the microwave and it wreaks. Should be shot.

Nah, tuna is like half the price of chicken.

I used to have mackerel until my boss banned me from having it. Now that stuff did reek.

Besides, I only share my office with one other and he's only in once or twice a week. He can deal with it.

 

[evertoniandy]

People in work who moan about the smell of my brown rice, broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, baby corn, asparagus and tuna concoction i have 3 times a day, as they tuck in to their sandwiches etc...

Thems the smell of gains, boys. Thems the smell of f****** gains.

Nah, tuna is like half the price of chicken.

I used to have mackerel until my boss banned me from having it. Now that stuff did reek.

Besides, I only share my office with one other and he's only in once or twice a week. He can deal with it.

So the person who moans about the smell? And you can't have the tuna when he's off work for 3 or 4 days? You deserve negs.

 

[The Cowboy]

My Amazon Kindle. Decided the time was nigh to spend £110 on what is nothing more than a platform to read a book, pleased I did. Though I've found the Library and Kindle Unlimited to be somewhat lacking in the books I want to read i.e. they didn't have any of the books I wanted to read.

My first book purchase though was 'The Martian' cracking read which gets you thinking more deeply about a mission to Mars.

Got that book queued up next.

 

[EDINHO1]

One of the kids at school can do the moonwalk - including hat grab.
As long as he does this once a day I can let the lack of work slide.