Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
My new boss letting me go 2 hours early as I've got a date tonight.
Ace.
Ace.
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Minor things that make you happy
- Thread starter Maxwell
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Getting offered an unconditional place on a postgrad course,with enough time left to hand in my notice at work AND have a free week to relax before the course starts.
BOOM.
BOOM.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Going to Westfield in Stratford at 10am and it being nearly empty. Usually hell on earth that place.
TomDixie
Player Valuation: £20m
Wasn't sure where else to put this but yesterday, during my work's sports day, I scored the greatest goal of my life. One which I am highly, highly unlikely to ever match (I can't believe I even tried it).
25 yards, on the half volley (the half volley for God's sake!), smashed off the laces into the roof of the net above the keeper. It was the kind of goal I have dreamed of scoring. An absolute belter. A rocket. Impeccable technique.
Beautiful and glorious. I went to bed very happy.
Just needed to get that off my chest by telling people
Sign me up Bobby.
25 yards, on the half volley (the half volley for God's sake!), smashed off the laces into the roof of the net above the keeper. It was the kind of goal I have dreamed of scoring. An absolute belter. A rocket. Impeccable technique.
Beautiful and glorious. I went to bed very happy.
Just needed to get that off my chest by telling people
Sign me up Bobby.
TomDixie
Player Valuation: £20m
I was there last Saturday for 5 hours with the girlfriend. Just thinking of the place makes me sad.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
That must have been torture. I can't spend more than 2 hours in there, and I have to go in the morning.
TomDixie
Player Valuation: £20m
It was mate. I went to the food court for an hour by myself whilst she was shopping. When I found her again in H&M, in the queue for the changing room, she had 12 items in her hands. 12!
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
If she's that bad get rid mate.
TomDixie
Player Valuation: £20m
7 years down the line, I've made my peace with it.
Sorrowful Soul
Player Valuation: £750k
**peers into thread curiously**
Re-creating the Ghostbusters librarian scene to terrify students
**stacks books in creepy symmetrical fashion**
Re-creating the Ghostbusters librarian scene to terrify students
**stacks books in creepy symmetrical fashion**
evertoniandy
Player Valuation: £10m
Just seen the best slogan I've seen on a t-shirt:
"Politicians
Putting the n in cuts"
"Politicians
Putting the n in cuts"