Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Have you invented that someone famous is his agent? Someone hilarious, Emily Bishop from coronation street for instance. Put loads of blame on them for the terms of the signing and release clauses. Have a field day, club has to buy Dele and Emily a specialist Bernard Matthews Turkey every Christmas, more bizarre the better...Bagging a few gammons in the Dele thread by dropping the loan trope in there every so often.
Handy when we haven’t played on a Sat and I’m missing the fuming Dar’s