Missing in Tenerife

[Clarky cat]

Never nice when anyone goes missing, I can’t imagine this is going to end well.
The general British population are seemingly thicker than a whale omelette. A bloody Shark ffs?

unless…

 

[carlos21]

Show some respect you stupid people
Show some respect you stupid people
Show some respect you stupid people.
Show some respect you stupid people.

 

[carlos21]

I'm the last person to tell people to stop with the jokes mate, I'm a horrible barsteward who is usually first to laugh at most things.

Soz pal

Not worry least you say sorry.

 

[carlos21]

Don't get me angry before my holidays please guys
Don't get me angry before my holidays please guys.

 

[tommye]

Never nice when anyone goes missing, I can’t imagine this is going to end well.
The general British population are seemingly thicker than a whale omelette. A bloody Shark ffs?

unless… View attachment 261754

Don't think you should laugh mate.
Must've been horrible having a shark following him through the mountains before it finally caught him and stuck him to a cactus.


That poor lad

 

[tommye]

Not worry least you say sorry.

Only to the Mrs.


Everyone else can swivel

 

[Clarky cat]

Don't think you should laugh mate.
Must've been horrible having a shark following him through the mountains before it finally caught him and stuck him to a cactus.


That poor lad

I’m just waiting for a Karen to ask how that poor shark is

 

[carlos21]

Only to the Mrs.


Everyone else can swivel

They are not listening to carlos before he goes to Portugal.

 

[carlos21]

I’m just waiting for a Karen to ask how the shark is

Pack it in right now because I am not in the mood for this rubbish tonight

 

[tommye]

They are not listening to carlos before he goes to Portugal.

Don't be worrying mate.
You just get yourself ready for your holiday and forget everything else.


Don't be getting coked off ye tits at some rave and wandering off down mountains by yourself mate.
The sharks are particularly ravenous this time of year. Sun makes them go a bit loopy.

 

[carlos21]

Don't be worrying mate.
You just get yourself ready for your holiday and forget everything else.


Don't be getting coked off ye tits at some rave and wandering off down mountains by yourself mate.
The sharks are particularly ravenous this time of year. Sun makes them go a bit loopy.

Thank you for your advice mate.

 

[Clarky cat]

Pack it in right now because I am not in the mood for this rubbish tonight

We’re making fun of the idiotic responses from armchair detectives and daft conspiracy theorists Carlos, not the lad who is missing.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Don't be worrying mate.
You just get yourself ready for your holiday and forget everything else.


Don't be getting coked off ye tits at some rave and wandering off down mountains by yourself mate.
The sharks are particularly ravenous this time of year. Sun makes them go a bit loopy.

Good lesser cut stuff down that end as well, a bit further out of the reach of the royal navy. Apparently of course.

 

[RomanReigns]

there's normally no smoke without fire

multiple people claiming he is a drug mule

 

[carlos21]

We’re making fun of the idiotic responses from armchair detectives and daft conspiracy theorists Carlos, not the lad who is missing.

Not fair.