Missing in Tenerife

[Kurt.]

Or a gun.



Wouldn't mess with a shark with a gun.

He could have been in the Sea IA

 

[Rita_Poon]

Or a gun.



Wouldn't mess with a shark with a gun.

So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark...with a gun for a mouth​

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Shark: “Fancy a swim lad”

Jay “ Yeah alright”

Shark “Happy days”

 

[Kurt.]

Shark: “Fancy a swim lad”

Jay “ Yeah alright”

Shark “Happy days

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Sharks. In mountains.





Maybe the shark has got him but the shark is now stuck on a cactus somewhere?

Could be sunbathing …. Could be a basking shark

 

[Rita_Poon]

Could be sunbathing …. Could be a basking shark

 

[Kurt.]

Or a gun.



Wouldn't mess with a shark with a gun.

I reckon he could have been a loan shark chasing a debt

 

[Runub]

I was in Tenerife last December. Absolutely no sign of him

 

[Yarrgh]

So a raving hooligan under the influence with no charge on his phone accidentally got lost in a densely populated scrub land full of cactus traps with feral snakes and sharks.

What else have I missed?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I reckon he could have been a loan shark chasing a debt

 

[carlos21]

Evening C

How long til Portugal pal?

Can't wait for it now mate.

 

[tommye]

I was in Tenerife last December. Absolutely no sign of him

Could've been you mate.
#Hugz

 

[carlos21]

Could've been you mate.
#Hugz

What you been upto today.

 

[tommye]

Could be sunbathing …. Could be a basking shark

I reckon he could have been a loan shark chasing a debt

Defo need a emoji

 

[BlueandWhite]

Surely a good 80% of those posts on that group are people on the wind up. Surely? I mean

 

[carlos21]

So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark...with a gun for a mouth​

Imagine if Carlos when missing in Portugal.