Missing in Tenerife

[Kurt.]

Why would the shark have a phone?

Coz he had a blue tooth

 

[Wizard]

Samuel L Jackson stars in “Sharks on a Phone”

 

[Rita_Poon]

Why would the shark have a phone?

Fin-der?

 

[tommye]

And his phone had no battery, it's all coming together now...

Tbf to him the last thing you'd expect whilst meandering through a volcanic landscape is a great white sneaking up on you from behind a rock. Probably didn't stand a chance.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Tbf to him the last thing you'd expect whilst meandering through a volcanic landscape is a great white sneaking up on you from behind a rock. Probably didn't stand a chance.

 

[tommye]

Fin-der?

I'm done.


Stick a fork in me Neptune...

 

[The binman chronicles]

I think he’s gone Michael Moseley unfortunately

I’m holding back the psychic drawings just in case

He's probably trying Moseley's new diet and exercise routine called the 0:7 diet. Goes great with mountainous walks, the weight literally drops off you.

 

[GoldenToffee]

I can’t wait for him to turn up and admit he’s been shacked up with some girl he met and didn’t want to come home !

£15k richer after splitting the Go Fund Me money his mate set up, in collaboration with him. From what I've read about the lad he seems like a proper wrong'un that should actually be in prison now.

 

[tommye]

Would explain Ingerlund being absolutely gash last night. Poor lads are out their minds with worry.

 

[tommye]

 

[Kurt.]

Tbf to him the last thing you'd expect whilst meandering through a volcanic landscape is a great white sneaking up on you from behind a rock. Probably didn't stand a chance.

Imagine the shark has a battery pack though

 

[tommye]

Imagine the shark has a battery pack though

Or a gun.



Wouldn't mess with a shark with a gun.

 

[carlos21]

Or a gun.



Wouldn't mess with a shark with a gun.

Yo Tommy.

 

[tommye]

Yo Tommy.

Evening C

How long til Portugal pal?

 

[carlos21]

Evening C

How long til Portugal pal?

On Sunday morning mate.