Missing in Tenerife

[Yarrgh]

Have they tried opening a can of tuna and banging on the tin whilst whistling? Usually works.

It's Jay not Kat Slater mate.

and she's nit actually a cat.

 

[COYBL25]

View attachment 261712

In fairness, that bottom one isn’t far off what’s probably happened tbh.

An old mate of mine lived in Adeje, which isn’t pretty much the start of all the high stuff on one side of the island.

It’s being made out, that up in the mountains is some kind of desolate wilderness, like the Australian outback, where you can go days without seeing anyone.

The mountain roads are popular with serious cyclists, organised nature trips, tourists who’ve hired cars and are exploring, as well as your everyday general traffic, inc taxis, who stop for anyone walking, to try and rip them off.

Plus you have all the tourist traffic from all over the island going to Mount Teide too.

If he’d have stayed on any of the roads, he’d have well been found by now.

For the life of me, I can’t think of any reason at all to leave the roads, as the off road landscape is pretty unforgiving and treacherous, especially for someone in shorts and a T shirt.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

In fairness, that bottom one isn’t far off what’s probably happened tbh.

An old mate of mine lived in Adeje, which isn’t pretty much the start of all the high stuff on one side of the island.

It’s being made out, that up in the mountains is some kind of desolate wilderness, like the Australian outback, where you can go days without seeing anyone.

The mountain roads are popular with serious cyclists, organised nature trips, tourists who’ve hired cars and are exploring, as well as your everyday general traffic, inc taxis, who stop for anyone walking, to try and rip them off.

Plus you have all the tours or traffic from all over the island going to Mount Teide too.

If he’d have stayed on any of the roads, he’d have well been found by now.

For the life of me, I can’t think of any reason at all to leave the roads, as the off road landscape is pretty unforgiving and treacherous, especially for someone in shorts and a T shirt.

Absolutely, it’s the fact he thought no one else had considered it!

 

[COYBL25]

Absolutely, it’s the fact he thought no one else had considered it!

I can’t wait for him to turn up and admit he’s been shacked up with some girl he met and didn’t want to come home !

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I can’t wait for him to turn up and admit he’s been shacked up with some girl he met and didn’t want to come home !

I think he’s gone Michael Moseley unfortunately

I’m holding back the psychic drawings just in case

 

[Connor]

 

[Rita_Poon]

You should see the psychic drawings they’re doing:


View attachment 261695

 

[Rita_Poon]

Basically:

needed 'horse' here somewhere.

 

[Bristol Blue]

 

[Rita_Poon]

The Nicola Bulley private investigators have their teeth in another hot story. And we still can't get em onto the Arteta money.

There's just no hope anymore is there...

 

[tommye]

Sharks. In mountains.





Maybe the shark has got him but the shark is now stuck on a cactus somewhere?

 

[Rita_Poon]

View attachment 261718
Sharks. In mountains.





Maybe the shark has got him but the shark is now stuck on a cactus somewhere?

And his phone had no battery, it's all coming together now...

 

[Papa Shango]

And his phone had no battery, it's all coming together now...

Why would the shark have a phone?

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

More psychic drswings
Snake
Mountain
Steps

 

[Rita_Poon]

'cactus calling Greg the sham duffle bag'?

Has everyone been on the ale all week?