Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[collymcd]

He does a cringey dance when he scores. If he could work on that aspect of his game a little harder and maybe implement a Yakubu inspired dove of love then I'll come back to the table and consider this again. But until then, I'm out.

 

[IRO1977]

He does a cringey dance when he scores. If he could work on that aspect of his game a little harder and maybe implement a Yakubu inspired dove of love then I'll come back to the table and consider this again. But until then, I'm out.

This i hadn't realised. On a scale of zero to Sturridge how cringe a dance is it?

 

[Encoder]

Think he'll suit the physicality of the league, he holds off many an italian grock CB in his video. Looks skilled and with an eye for goal. He could become THE rom replacement.

 

[ijjysmith]

He does a cringey dance when he scores. If he could work on that aspect of his game a little harder and maybe implement a Yakubu inspired dove of love then I'll come back to the table and consider this again. But until then, I'm out.

Imagine a young lad dancing when he scores.

Can’t believe it.

 

[collymcd]

This i hadn't realised. On a scale of zero to Sturridge how cringe a dance is it?

Unfortunately it's Sturridge levels. Don't be upset. Don't shed a tear. It's best to just accept things are the way they are and let it go.

 

[PhilM]

Who would recognise Juventus’ director of football???

England is a big place as well.

 

[collymcd]

Imagine a young lad dancing when he scores.

Can’t believe it.

Imagine taking a bloke with a dancing wizard as an avatar seriously.

But for real, he looks like an exciting player with the optimal level of ballbag needed to be a top footballer. Hopefully we can pull it off.

 

[Ring master]

Unfortunately it's Sturridge levels. Don't be upset. Don't shed a tear. It's best to just accept things are the way they are and let it go.

Right,he needs to change that celebration then if like sturridge's one which annoys the hell out of me,one of my least fav goal celebrations ive seen and not just because he played for Liverpool lol

 

[ijjysmith]

Imagine taking a bloke with a dancing wizard as an avatar seriously.

But for real, he looks like an exciting player with the optimal level of ballbag needed to be a top footballer. Hopefully we can pull it off.

Imagine taking a bloke who has Rocky Balboa in an Everton shirt seriously.

He does look good to be fair. Moise. Not Sly.

 

[Bungle]

Imagine taking a bloke who has Rocky Balboa in an Everton shirt seriously.

He does look good to be fair. Moise. Not Sly.

Imagine being bothered by a player dancing hahaha

 

[Bungle]

 

[Buckers]

Right,he needs to change that celebration then if like sturridge's one which annoys the hell out of me,one of my least fav goal celebrations ive seen and not just because he played for Liverpool lol

At least sturridge doesn’t score goals any more!

 

[Tubey]

Got to remember he plays for Juventus though, who are like the Celtic of the Italian League. It's hard to not look good playing for them.

That said, I'm optimistic that he has something about him. If we can't bring in a £60m+ talismanic striker then a hot prospect is the next best option.

 

[ijjysmith]

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I remember being really drunk one World Cup, or euros, can’t remember and he scored for England and I did the dance in a pub.

I’ve felt guilty about that for years.

 

[Bungle]

I remember being really drunk one World Cup, or euros, can’t remember and he scored for England and I did the dance in a pub.

I’ve felt guilty about that for years.

Holy cow, other people can see this can't they? I've not imagined him admitting to this have I?