2019/20 Moise Kean

[MikeH72]

“Waaahahahahaaaaayyyy!!!! Here he is, you’re getting your head flushed down the toilet @DanB90 hahahhaha the state of yers hahahahaha”

*everyone howling, tears streaming down faces, dog going spare

OI OIIIIIIII see yer later lad hahaha *starts Poznan in the smoking shelter*

 

[Deleted member 28206]

The only thing this lads got coming for him is a loan back to Italy in January.

 

[davids]

He’s hit the post twice, if they had both gone in we would already be declaring him to be a superstar. I thought DCL did well when he came on but how many shots on goals has he had so far this season?

https://www.optasports.com/news/optas-event-definitions/
"Any goal attempt that:

1. a) Goes into the net
2. b) Would have gone into the net but for being stopped by a goalkeeper's save
3. c) Would have gone into the net but for being stopped by a defender who is the last man.". Just me being pedantic.

 

[evertonarntwe]

he looks dangerous, he come on against villa and should have had an assist for Walcott but some how that donkey missed

he hit the post yesterday and it was his little flick ball to schneiderlin that won that pen wasn't it?

already getting involved, think he is going to be boss me, has dead quick feet

 

[Blue Juice]

Honestly watching him just drop a shoulder, actually beat a defender then immediately shoot was so refreshing

 

[Connor]

Once he gets a goal, watch him fly

 

[Baines' left foot]

We have the worst fans in the country.

 

[Parker]

Hes got great feet for a big man. He'll be brilliant for us.

 

[malcson]

https://www.optasports.com/news/optas-event-definitions/
"Any goal attempt that:

1. a) Goes into the net
2. b) Would have gone into the net but for being stopped by a goalkeeper's save
3. c) Would have gone into the net but for being stopped by a defender who is the last man.". Just me being pedantic.

Why I didn’t say shots on target DCL hasn’t even had any shots!

 

[zzr45]

Why I didn’t say shots on target DCL hasn’t even had any shots!

Which is ironic because I have loads watching him play.

 

[-Rob-]

Once he gets a goal, wait 6 months for him to get another one

Fixed it for you

 

[Lelouch]

Fixed it for you

jesus christ

 

[Igrok]

How come MrGoldenTouch Lukaku found the net in the first games for the last 4 clubs?

 

[-Rob-]

jesus christ

FFS my bad. I'd just been reading the DCL thread and forgot I'd moved to the Kean thread.

I'll get my coat.

 

[rochdaleblue]

We have the worst fans in the country.

I don’t think we have the worst fans in the country but we do have a lot of impatient ones.